QPR NYC the Podcast

All Aboard the good ship, HMS P*ss The League. Your quartermaster Andy is here to welcome you aboard with regular shipmates Dun and Ant. Join us at the Captain's table for a menu of maritime morsels.

Anchors Aweigh with Richard Kone!

- A very important message from Pimf

- Well, what a week that was. We can't thank you enough for what you have all done for Lily, Jimmy and the Greens

- T-shirt update! (You have until the 10th October to get yours!)

- The New York Football Community is such a special thing that its hard to describe.

- QPR is a club we should all be proud of, and we have fans that QPR should be proud of!

- The QPR podcast community have rallied around. Paul Finney, what a guy! W12, what guys!

- Seann Walsh takes to the stage to help us. Thank you Seann

- Charlie Austin, always a QPR hero, both on and off the pitch.

- For starters, how the hell does Charlie even know who we are? Does he have great taste in podcasts? Thank you legend for sharing our podcast and Lily's Go Fund Me.

- OK, We have two games of football to cover and we go full Micromachines!

- QPR v Oxford was all a bit stale, mate.

- It's Mad, son. Nico's reversal of fortune

- Shut 'em down. Burrell is public enemy of defenders 1, 2 and 3

- Finish 'em - Kone so clinical.

- Bristol City fails to Riis to the occasion, as Smyth's Ashton Gate goal rush continues

- Live and Direct. Stephan's tactics gets the best out of his players

- The Deep - A massive improvement to squad depth, with reinforcements to come

- New Yorking is about to get real. Mayoral elections in a month, Yankees up against it as Blue Jays go full Coventry City and they drop the puck to start the season for the Rangers at the Garden.

- Will be still be speaking with each other next week? We go on a field trip to Metlife on Thursday for the QPR NYC Derby.

- Ant's International Kit Korner. When you order Brazil on Temu in the 70's....and what does Dun love to do on a boat? Watching Wales.

- Jacob's got Stanzas - Don't do the rhyme, if you ain't got the time...

Once again, don't worry about rating and reviewing. This week we'd rather you bought the t-shirt or donated...

Last orders for the shirt (to get by 1st November): 10th October.

No Andy this week, so your host Ant, Dun and, I can't believe I am saying this, Godfather of QPR NYC Tom Holden joins us from Australia.

Before our usual nonsense we have an extremely important and sobering message about why we have changed our logo to Purple. Our friend and Brother Jimmy Green's daughter Lily, who is only 23 is facing a battle against stage 4 pancreatic cancer. To support QPR NYC are releasing a special Purple edition of our Iconic t-shirt. All monies raised from shirt sales go to Lily's fund, we also point you in the direction of her fund to support medical expenses.

November 1st will be Purple for Lily day when we take on Ipswich Town. and our logos will stay purple until the end of November - which is Pancreatic Cancer Awareness month

Please support in anyway you can

The rest of this seems trivial, but if you stick around, we talk...

We talk the Sheffield Wednesday game and Bilbo Ballbaggins and preview the Oxford and Bristol City games, and evaluate previous kits in Ant's Kit Korner

There was a busy Sunday in New Yorking, and Dun watched it all unfold in a bar on about 15 different screens

Jacob keeps delivering the quality with the stanzas

In a week where lovely stuff is at a premium, we bring it back. And in tough times, the lovely really shines. Thank you to all of our family at the Football Factory for supporting Lily and the Green family.

The New York supporters group family is so so special. Tom, you created a great thing, which introduced us to greater things.

Love , friendship and solidarity with a side order of Football

Normally this is the bit where I would ask you to rate and review. Not this week...Donate to Lily's fund, Buy the T-shirt, Give your close friends and loved ones a hug. Please.

See you at The Factory for Bristol City on Saturday 10am October 4th.

Baker...

HARVEY VALE! UNBELIEVABLE!

Your host Andy, Dun and all the way from San Antonio, Jacob Tingle, replacing Ant, but not fully replacing Ant, because Ant joins for Kit Korner at the end!

- It's getting better all the time - 3 wins from 3

- Million Manh-oof. He should have buried that

- Mbengue gets away with attempted murder on Pearson

- Harvey Vale cosplaying as Bobby Zamora for the winner

- Burrell puts his foot in it (the it being the Stoke Keeper)

- Morrison gets us in trouble, then immediately redeems himself by getting Paul Nardi out of trouble

- Possession is 35% ish of the law

- Shots! Shots! Shots! Games 1-3 not so much, Games 4-6 All the shots!

- We've arrived! We have a VPN advert

- Hamer arrives! Frey stays!

- Andy Sinton comes home to the Loft

- 75-76 squad celebrated

- Well that Blackout Guinness shirt is a bit tasty. Oh, it's sold out.

- The games are about to come thick and fast

- UN General Assembly week in the city. Things are gonna escalate, apart from the escalators. They've stopped working

- NY Sports eclipse is almost upon us...

- The Rapture is coming - well on 8th October at Brooklyn Steel

-Madsen less likely to score 2 at Hillsborough than Jesus coming back to Earth

- Kit Korner with a real live shirt!

- Predictions for Saturdays game

- Jacob's Stanzas LIVE!

- No need for lovely stuff this week. Everything is lovely!

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Meet at the Factory at 10am for the Championship Corner Derby vs Sheffield Wednesday.

...And we're BACK after the international break with an Oscar worthy performance from the Superhoops over the expensively assembled Wrexham that leaves Ryan cryin'. Victory!

Your host Andy, Dun (after passing a late fitness test) and Ant cover off the talking points

- Total Recall - It's Nardi Gras! Celebrations as Paul is back and in the Championship Team of the Week. Tough break for Joe Walsh though.

- The Good Son - Tom Hanks's son gets to see what his dad calls real football, after R's Big performance makes a Splash!

- The Running Man: "He's the fastest kid alive!" Burrell makes Coady look Superbad

- The Three Ami-Goals! King Richard's thumper makes it three in three for our new number 9

- Harvey - McLean chasing invisible rabbits, as Vale exploits the Wrexham left.

- Better Man - Koki looking more impressive than when he did on loan the first time around.

- Network - What the usual pods are saying about the us and the game

- It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World - Nicolas the creator, as Madsen continues to improve

- The Suicide Squad - How are we going to keep everyone happy when fit?

- The Monster Squad - ...But it's the best we've had for years

Commercial Break - Gleaning (where) The Cube (is)

- Gangs of New York - Mayoral hopefuls , Giants, Jets, Yankees and Mets

- This is England - No Blighty Bulletin this week

- The Borrowers - Are all of our development squad going to Morcombe? Oh well, more lads to remember in future episodes...

Commercial Break: Analyse This!

- Jersey Boys - Ant brings a Stoke 90's kit to the korner

- Beats, Rhymes and Life - Jacob's Stanzas spits fire

- Life is Beautiful - De-Lovely stuff is a week gigging with mates, Defector throwing you a birthday party and Biofreeze for soothing old man injuries

- The Score - The lads make their predictions

"Before we get played off, we'd like to thank you for reviewing rating and reviewing, we'd like to thank the players and management for a great game, The lads at QPR NYC for being a great set of lads, Jacob - What a guy...I'm forgetting someone...Oh yes, my agent, how can i forget my agent..."

(Orchestral music plays)

Oh and finally:

Before Sunrise: It's a 7.30am kick off for the Titanic clash vs Stoke on Saturday. See you at the Factory...

End credits...

The future is here, and it's so bright you'll want to blow your brains out.

No Ant, Dun or Andy this time, just complete A.I. coverage via Fortuna Dusseldorf's YouTube channel of Zan Celar's hat trick in a closed door friendly with Genk.

Enjoy!

And the window slammed shut, Your host Andy, Dun and returning birthday boy Ant discuss Saturday's home game vs Charlton, and the comings and goings and the didn't arrives.

- QPR get off the mark, but somewhat unconvincingly despite the 3-1 scoreline

- Smyth nets early

- Kone is a big boy striker and gets what he deserves

- Koki makes us so so happy

- N'Davies' impressive debut

- Burrell's a sub with a quick impact

- Did the always pleasant Nathan Jones have a point?

- A late move for Seny leaves many questions about the keeper situation.

- Ronnie would have been the cherry on top of the cake, but Edwards doesn't 'ed northwards

- QPR's decent summer of business, do we still have holes to fill?

- QPR sign Isak! Seriously...

- More Morrison as Liam signs extension

- Development squad to develop in the National League?

- The New York Mayoral Dogs and Cats home

- Oasis takeover of New York, New Jersey or wherever the f*ck they are...

- Jets & Steelers QB swap meet in week 1

- Blighty bulletin returns!

- Ant's (international) Kit Korner

- Predictions for fairytale documentary's Wrexham FC

- Jacobs Stanzas go French

- Lovely stuff - Birthday celebrations and on tour with Oasis

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Back at the Factory on the 13th September for Wrexham, 10am and see you after the International break!

When life gives you lemons, then invite Jacob Tingle to join you to make lemonade. The World's most optimistic QPR fan joins all the way from San Antonio to help Andy and Dun make sense of a busy and utterly depressing week in QPRland, in Birthday Boy Ant's absence.

Trigger warning: It's quite long, and I'm not sure we were as optimistic as we set out to be.

Firstly and most importantly Get well Soon Andy Sinton. QPR NYC send our best wishes for a full and speedy recovery

- Coventry 7 (Seven) QPR 1

- Spotty coverage and is it 6 yet? Oh, is it 7 yet? Oh, Is it 8 yet? A trip to Niagara Falls Maid Dun Mist most of the game, but saw enough. More than enough.

- Andy and Jacob kept themselves occupied too.

- Let's not go into game in too much detail

- The Game Model of consistency

- Stop p*ssing about at the back and get it launched

- It'll all come out in the Walsh. Time for Joe to go (on loan?). Just how much damage are we doing to our young keeper

- Where's the Leadership? Our Leadership expert weighs in. Who needs to stand up and be counted?

- The 47th Minutemen. What's being said at half time?

- Pressure on Julien - Our hopes in the four games have gone by in a Blur. How much grace will Stephan get before he steps out the door?

- Knives out for Nourry? Is it possible for someone to go a terrible job and a great job at the same time? We make the case

- Build for mid and long term future success by all means but please don't short the short term and leave us short.

- Witness the (lack of) Fitness. Early injuries make Manuvas in the transfer market entirely necessary

- We're an Eze Lover - Eze Moves to Arsenal, Eze Money for the R's

- The Arrival of Koki is a Saito sore eyes

- Hey Hayden! Isaac join on a permanent for free

- N'Davies left back in the pecking order of signings

- Fortunate Zan - Celar's off to Dusseldorf leaves on loan with a view to a permanent - Optimism: Open training day a success for the kids, Kone off the mark.

- High Intensity Press Coverage from all the outlets

- Screens up for the shooting of a Dark Horse

- More G than X. 5.78 of them in fact. Game by game its a nonsense, but over the season? Still nonsense.- Papier Mache Paddy Kenny's having a party, bring Mbengue and Paul Nardi

- Depreciation Appreciation - Are QPR players dropping in value as soon they drive onto the lot?

- All that (money) and a bag of chips - Adams acknowledges

- The hunt was on for Zohran Mamdani (and a bag of chips)

- Jacob's sandwich course is taxing

- 'Cutlets' cut lets Tommy De Vito ship up to Boston and out of Mom's basement.

- We remember some actual lads including the wonderful Paul Parker

- No Kit Korner, as all the Charlton kits are Trash

- How can you possibly predict a win after that performance. Try us. Just try us...but you just know Kelman's getting his first goal on Saturday

- Across the acrostics with Jacob's Stanzas LIVE!

- There's still lovely stuff in the world - Start of semesters, Fairytale Football at Grimsby & Morecambe and HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANT, and thank you Jacob.

- Andy mentioned the unmentionable. Did he jinx a run at the beautiful Ronnie? Will Edwards head Northwards to West London?

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...and we're bac...No wait. Your host Andy is trying something new this week. Joined by your usual suspects Dun and Ant, the lads discuss...

- Another bloody game of two halves. Abysmal first, much better second. But we leave Vicarage road puncktless.

- Bloody hell Kieran Morgan, where did that come from?

- Bustling Burrell and a Kameo From Kone.

- "I'm a Louza baby, So why don't I try and kill him" . A Righteous Red for Imran.

- A slow start shows where we need reinforcements. Do we have the finances to make moves before the window closes?

- Speaking of which...Eze Cash for the R's? Ebs says his goodbyes on Sunday to the Palace faithful? or yet another false alarm?

- How much? Is Koki now out of sight? Oh.

- Bennie extends after an impressive pre-season.

- Jimmy back soon? But what about Kwame? No News is...well no news.

- Goals galore in the Kelman vs Armstrong Derby

- Dark horses at the back of the pack early doors in the Championship

- Our old friend is less than at Leicester.

- Lyndon Dykes late winner leads to bromance with Tom Brady.

- NY Giants double top with Dart? Mets fail to impress.

- La Bonita Isla & Viva Ed Vargas - remembering our Chilean lads

- Ant's Bumper Cov Kit Korner

- All the lads have a 50% record of correct scorelines this season. Can this rich vein of form continue?

- Song lyrics and a double Haiku. Jacob's Stanzas working overtime.

- Twin Peaks, Macedonian wine and Unbelievable Butter! Accuracy With AI transcripts. Dan Ballet, Jean Chiller and Mark Cash?...Lovely Stuff!

Come to the Football Factory 10am and meet at least one of our Bens and Sanch who'll take very good care of you.

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Come back next week to see how Andy will introduce the pod. All aboard HOS Pistol League!

And we're back, and QPR are back. Two games in 4 days for your host Andy, Ant and Dun to dissect, but wait..what's this? Sanch is back from along term injury to join the regulars. He even turns up for kick -off!

- The Stephan reign begins at home. Well...we didn't lose

- Law of diminishing returns as Preston finish the game stronger, or did QPR run out of steam

- We can't have nice things. Poku hamstrung by hamstring on debut and is Larkeche's season over before it even began?

- New signings make a great first impression

- Our (Sippy) Cup runneth over as the kids are allowed to stay up late in Plymouth.

- Ba Humbug. Papa Meisse transfer from Schalke gets Meissy and falls through

- Richard Kone wanders over from Wycombe

- Are our sights set on securing Saito?

- Cuomo have a go as Andrew messes with the Zohran

- Who won the Goss/Kakay derby in Slovakia?

- Watford's 90's Kit Korner - Flash or Trash?

- Predicting the Watford game

- Jacob's 5 Stanzas

- Wine, Art, Live Music and Pigs - All lovely stuff

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AND WE'RE BACK! Your host Andy, Ant and Dun are back, they've been renewed for a third season! with renewed vigor*! with a new found optimism*! with brand new segments! (and in Dun's case Jetlag!) *results may vary

- Pre season results and takes

- Where's the squad at as the season hoves into view

- The Press predicts the season

- Fun stuff - New Yorking, and the kindness of New Yorkers - NEW SEGMENT - Ant's Kit Korner. Our takes on the 6 shirts brought out by us, and one kit from the history of our opponents

- Predictions for Preston, the season and some mad stuff

- Injury time and a new home for Lovely Stuff - Dun flew a spaceship, whilst Oasis were out of this world.

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