Qualified Nonsense

By Qualified Nonsense

Qualified Nonsense is a podcast wherein lifelong friends aim to answer life's pressing, and not-so-pressing, questions using their lived experiences and insight in a fun and less-than-qualified man

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How many episodes does Qualified Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 98 episodes available.

Qualified Nonsense episodes:

March 24, 2025Red Flags, but so slimming!
I double dog dare you to read this and not listen to this episode. Who doesn't like hot tea about red flags? What if I told you this episode starts of with some really mushy nonsense that orbits the subject of the fragility of life, love, and happiness?
See? Hooked. You're already listening to it. You've stopped reading and are entranced by the luxurious timbre of our voices.
You're welcome.
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
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58min
March 17, 2025Fwendship - Expert Advise
Did you know that Qualified Nonsense mean "incredibly sexy men making a podcast providing advice for what amounts to being not very many people about subjects they have no business providing advice for or frankly even discussing" - in Latin?
Well, now you know. The episode is in Latin, too. Seriously. Listen to it, you'll see. It's a banger.
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
57min
March 10, 2025Nether regions be all "nah"
Just as you may have feared, we're back. But this time, we talk about dongs. Wait.. is that a theme we're previously gravitated towards? My goodness, I thought this was a family show!
We sit down with the best minds in the game to discuss the nuances of plastic surgery, novelty snacks, and the silly pride of prideful silly people. As always, we hope you enjoy. If you don't it'll only hurt our feeling and rating and so on.
Speaking of which, drop a like and a review, if you have a moment. I don't have any good reason to ask other than I said please. Please. There, now I said please.
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
57min
March 03, 2025Big Trouble Little Edible
Ok, ok. We missed a week. And we're sorry. Jake started a new job. Matt's family was sick. Brandon chose poorly for his podcast cohosts. There. It's all out on the table. Sue us. But we're also sorry.
Someone real wrote to us in our subreddit r/qualifiednonsense. Y'all should come check it out, write some sh...stuff and get it aired. "Aired" what are we, on the radio? El oh el.
Hope you enjoy!
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
42min
February 17, 2025Winkey Face, Pac-Man, Hypodermic Needle!
Boy, oh boy, do we have a banger for you today! A clean 1 hour and 8 minutes and 51 seconds of pure, unaltered fun. Family friendly? Hell no! This is the nitty gritty. We talk about using emojis in text messages! Where else can you find this level of grit? Is that not hard-core enough for you? How about nostalgic video games? I that not diabolical enough for you?! Well we end on when we've found ourselves to be in uncomfy situations!!!! Insane audio carnage. That's what you can expect from us.
Buckle up, buckaroo!
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h 9min
February 10, 2025Fantasies and Anime. But not like that.
You're listening to this episode because you nasty. Don't play. We see you.
Alas, after catching up about our terribly exciting, thrilling, and down right extraordinary lives, we grabbed some Reddit questions and talked them into the ground. So, we're glad you listened. But clean your act up, for goodness sake. This is a family show (disclaimer, this is not a family show).
I'll say it again. Who reads this stuff anyway.
Nasty. The lot of you.
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h 4min
February 03, 2025Working the heavy sack means something different
Where else can you find such quality packed, nonsense filled, top tier, USDA certified jibber jabber? I ask you?! Well, we're back with more (you're welcome) and hot dropping into some real CrAzY qUeStIoNs like "how to make work an enjoyable experience", "What R rated movie were you not old enough to watch", and "Do you (as white folks) ever get loosey goosey with the race/ethnicity section on official forms?"
I know. How much more cutting age can we even get? Does anyone read these? If so write to our Reddit page (r/qualifiednonsense) a question you have and Jacob will personally compose a hand written letter to you. Do it. I dare you. I DOUBLE DOG dare you.
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h
January 27, 2025Chatting with Pets
Back into the Reddit swamp we go! After our normal "Hi, how are ya"s, we dig right into the important questions that keep you coming back. Questions like "Do you let you pet know when you'll be back?", "What's a go to trick question or riddle?" and "What is always a miserable buying experience?"
You know, the really tough questions.
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h 13min
January 20, 2025Over under on overalls and "ouch" your cat bit me!
All gas, no breaks. We're here, yet again for some inspiring and enthralling content. You can hear about Brandon's new overalls! But on YouTube you can SEE THEM! Perhaps soon we'll all have them...
Come hang with us while we talk about a nuanced view of the classic question of having lots of expendable income, get into the state of the world and if the future is optimistic. We close it out with some curious discussions about cats and belly rubs. Do they like it? Do they want them? Do you want your hand?
And all not without our own "salt bae" sprinkling of what I'm going to call charm...
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h 6min
January 13, 2025I didn't know what "munch" was...
Did you know that we're all wisping around a vast universe TOGETHER?! What fun! Listen in while we chit chat about terribly important subjects like the weather in NC, Matt's Mexico trip, and what a "Munch" club is!
But wait, there's MORE! We entertain a listener question (should out, Brandon S.!), we debate the strength of one's "flex", and we even scrap about waist sizes! I know what you're thinking: aLl In OnE ePiSoDe?!
Yes.
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
58min

FAQs about Qualified Nonsense:

How many episodes does Qualified Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 98 episodes available.