Quarantining With The Chrises

Season 2 Premiere Week closes out with glamorous shenanigans served up by Mr. T’s favourite makeup artist, Valerie Harvey. Val’s Cafe is open for business as she shares her experience finding her passion for makeup and catching the eyes of high powered icons, Oprah and Iman. The glam-up queen teaches the young grasshoppers how to spring into summer with a creamy, dreamy look and a renewed outlook for life. The Chrises primp and preen while fishing for compliments and Val’s validation, and they gain a dewy respect for makeup artistry. Shout out to all the pretty ladies and lads out there!

Special Guest: Valerie Harvey, https://www.instagram.com/mohawkmakeup/ 🇵🇦
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Maybelline, https://www.instagram.com/maybelline/💋

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Hall of Fame New York Yankees closer, Jeffrey Janssen, fills in last minute to rescue The Chrises from a bases loaded jam. Enter Sandman fills the air and a Vin Scully impression wows the crowd, as Big Jefferson dishes on the shortened Major League Baseball season. Lightning crashes on the field, but not in Jeffrey’s heart, as he roots, roots, roots for the San Francisco Giants. “Watch out for the Reds,” says The Chrises trusted MLB correspondent. Find Jeffrey catching some zzz’s dreaming of hotdogs with grilled onions and all the fixings at the ballpark.

Guest: Jeffrey Janssen, https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ 🧢
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Lay’s, https://www.instagram.com/lays/ 🥔

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The Chrises dough around with the CEO of Homemade Pasta, Chef Craig Chomsky, for the first ever @QWTChrises mukbang edition. Pasta ASMR King Craig goes al dente with homemade tagliatelle and fresh pesto with an assist from @kitchenaidusa. The most eligible Kitchen Aider gets length, girth, and pop out of his soft dough while keeping his basil fresh and ready-to-eat. When he’s not in the kitchen supplying customers with fresh frozés, Chef Chomsky is personally sourcing big, 60-lb tunas on the open New Jersey high seas.

Guest: Chef Craig Chomsky, https://www.instagram.com/craigs.kitchen/ 🧄
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Trader Joe’s Albacore Tuna, https://www.instagram.com/traderjoes/ 🐟

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The Chrises are joined by Leefy Organics CEO, Carl Kuran, fresh off his Vortex Trip to Sedona. Carl is in the giving mood and calls on Ryan and his new Season 2 Rewards Program to giveaway two bottles of Leefy Organics Prana. Congratulations to @easymark5 and @monkeypawlove for asking the best live questions during the show! The man with the best poker face to never win the main event teaches the QWiTChes Community how to replace toxins in the bathroom and kitchen with healthier and harmless alternatives. Last, but definitely not least, The Chrises get the golden green ticket for a tour of the Leefy Organics HQ.

Guest: Carl Kuran, CEO of Leefy Organics, https://www.instagram.com/leefyorganics/ 🍃
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Week: Leefy Organics, https://www.instagram.com/leefyorganics/ 🍃

Want More Of The Chrises?!:
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QWTChrises Season 2 kicks off with The Chrises reminiscing about their recent summer camp adventures; as Chris & Chris roll out the red carpet for all the Live Season 2 high jinks and super fun times. Ryan gets a “raise” and a new, live viewer participation giveaway extravaganza is born. Ryan’s Rewards is the Internet’s hottest opportunity to win exclusive prizes each and every day by asking the best questions or correctly guessing the safe word emoji. Watch “Everyday That Ends In Y*™️” to win!

Season 2 finds The Chrises collaborating with creatives from around the globe; connecting with the likes of entertainers, producers, directors, artists, authors, healers, cosmetologists, chefs, bakers, and many, many more. Tune-in until Santa pays us The Chrises a visit after 100 episodes in Season 2. 🎅🧊

Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Week: Leefy Organics, https://www.instagram.com/leefyorganics/ 🍃

Want More Of The Chrises?!:
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Three days of our lives without C.J. & Ryan the Intern, and Christopher Michaels decides to stream himself to Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook Live while the Wozney4 grill cheese and Grandma drops the mic with the greatest P.S.A. of all-time. Sponsored by the U, Justin Wozney announces he is taking his talents to Boston with his better half, Karissa Bustamante. Jeff shares his culinary expertise while Patti teladocs listener’s hearts by discovering her birth family. Justin’s embarrassing gum-on-his-wee-wee story is finally told live on-air as the Wozney’s dig up all the dirt on their baby boy.

Guests:
- Jeff Wozney https://www.instagram.com/jeff_wozney/
- Patti Wozney https://www.instagram.com/pawozney/

Want More Of The Chrises?!:
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Ryan’s Summer Vacation continues as Aloha Tuesday Takeover goes straight to Hawaii with Ellen Ruderman and The Doctor of Love. After just receiving a week long Instagram ban for unfollowing too many people (dafuq?!?), Christopher Michaels gives away free swag while desperately trying to make YouTube and IG Live work at the same time. Random guests and longtime listeners of the program join in on the fun as Baby Ellen flaunts her new, wood splitting relationship, and MGIII dishes tried and true courtship advice in the time of Covid. Christopher Joseph’s laugh guest stars throughout as The Doctor of Love sorely misses his luscious blonde co-host’s locks.

Guests:
- Ellen Ruderman https://www.instagram.com/elloicious22/
- Michael Gardinier III https://www.instagram.com/mikegardinier3/

Want More Of The Chrises?!:
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Ryan’s Summer Vacation featuring a week of co-hosts with Christopher Michaels starts off with a splash as Cara Miranda joins in on the fun. Tie dye and used Pottery Barn expert, Jessica Kellum, zooms in early to show off her surprisingly strong vocal cords and drops a bomb on viewers bigger than Kanye’s presidential bid. The Glow Up Gals continue to Glow and Grow past 4,000 podcast downloads but still can’t seem to locate Los Angeles on a map. Apple slices and 14ers are all young Asher needs to stay independent from the future RHW of South Orange County.

Guests: https://www.instagram.com/glowupgalspodcast
Jessica Kellum @jkilzem
Co-Host Cara Miranda @caraconnects

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The Chrises close out “Quarantining With The Chrises” Season One with the most hopeful man and afrobisiac, Bisi. The man behind the upcoming album, The Church of Experience, delves into the power of music to change the status quo. Bisi is dropping his new song “Hopeful” on Independence Day, as we try to change the world together. Sharing positivity and good vibes, Bisi uses his vast energy to harness the God of Fire and moonwalk all over the planet with his catchy tunes. From raising $100 in Haight/Ashbury to winning $50,000 for Bissy Energy, the eagle of MDT Modeling touches base with his Nigerian roots and performs "Asa Jailer" and his new hit “Language”.

Guest: Bisi https://www.instagram.com/bisimusic/

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The Chrises get rooted with James Stewart, a man tailormade to conjure up spirits (but no exes, please). The Etsy five-star MVP opens up about the evolution of Conjure Cleaning: from healing and protective shrives to readings and in-home cleansing kits. In the time of quarantine, James immerses himself with plants to raise up and listen to the photosynthetic eukaryotes of the kingdom Plantae. The Conjure Cleaner has big plans to write a love letter to Black people of the Carolinas about Hoodoo’s regional history. Go Heels.

Guest: James Stewart https://www.instagram.com/theconjurecleaner/

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