Quarantining With The Chrises

The Chrises get intergalactic with the founder of conscious cause marketing firm Mercury Venus Digital. When Cameron Cash is not partnering with businesses doing good on planet Earth, Crunch’s brightest yoga instructor is aligning chakras for kindred spirits and painting song lyrics on Melrose Avenue. In preparation for the new day cresting over the horizon, The Chrises offer to bring a pair of dimes to the paradigm shift. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

The Chrises go back to culinary school in the middle of patio season with the Queen of Northern Baking. Shiela’s Good Goods provides the full pastry making experience, including the North American famous Canadian Butter Tarts. One stick, everyone knows the rules. Fun fact from the next great Canadian baker: maple syrup is interchangeable with honey and comes from trees! ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

The Chrises get lost in space and time trying to figure out which happy day it is with the CEO of Smiles, Danny Thompson. Voted most joyous man by The Chrises, Danny recalls his time at Camp Okizu making friends, telling campfire stories, and catching hotdogs at the baseball luncheon. After stepping into the batter’s box to break free of himself, Danny takes a swing at some important life choices: Does one remove salt or add nacho cheese to a soft, organically sprouted pretzel? ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care

The Chrises burn bright with the Glow Up Gals Podcast; the golden alchemists who have accumulated over 4,000 downloads. Finally making their own mothers proud with a foursome, The Chrises meet their match as Jessica breaks all the laws and Cara passes out all the White Claws. The Glow Up Gals Podcast disclose their glow up moments, confess their affinity for paddle boarding, and discover a newfound bond over the 1996 USA Women’s Olympic Gymnastics team. The Chrises receive the highest honour of all and are asked to walk Cara and Jessica down the aisle to their LIVE podcast debut in Los Angeles. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

The Dr. Of Love drops knowledge for yinz on how to safely date in the time of Covid and illustrates the perfect night out with Little Bo Peep once Jersey goes green. The founder of “Hair Care For Those With No Hair” exposes his faded blond sideburns and reveals Chinese horsehair makes the best toupée soufflés. PSA: Careful drinking Tom Collins with El Grande Uno, one may spoil a nice pair of running shorts. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

Princess Murray reveals how the June 14th “All Black Lives Matter” Hollywood protest is in solidarity with efforts to dismantle racial injustice, systemic oppression, institutional barriers, police brutality, and discrimination of all kinds. ABLM and Compton Pride aim to amplify Black LGBTQIA+ voices to create one loving community with freedom and equality for all. Allies are called upon to acknowledge privilege, share resources, be visible, and use one’s voice to call out injustices. The Princess of The Positive Vibes Vortex also shares living at the highest vibration and attracting only what moves at the same frequency. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ABLM.LA

The Morris-Brown’s tease into their prenuptial life cohabitating in a Garden State apartment on the Newlywed Game. Kevin forgets the sun exists across the Hudson and gets down on one knee for the fourth time. Brianne, the real MVP, gives out goosebumps sharing her 7pm salute to health care workers during a New York solidarity march. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ColorOfChange.org

The sauciest of all A1’s, Anthony Evans, joins the program to give us a Phase 3 sneak peek at the gym, Runyon Canyon, and the movies. The CEO of Speedos keeps his shirt on and shows his Peacock as he prepares for the virtual rave of the summer, Digital Mirage. Anthony announces his top shows on Netflix, Apple TV+, and Amazon Prime for those looking to expand one’s social consciousness and mindfulness. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ColorOfChange.org

Italian trained by the guru of truffle sniffing dogs, Chef Craig Chomsky, joins The Chrises to tells us about his 8 year old mother and show us how to properly feed her (hint: it may include Anthony Hoffman’s hook made by KitchenAid). The CEO of Meal Deliveries and House Parties lets the Chrises in on how to make a sourdough starter, explains why he prefers nice and natural eggplants, and shares the time he partook in the luge Olympics. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ColorOfChange.org

The Chrises' favourite unrelated family member, Aunt Jody, discloses her favorite niece/nephew (hint: it’s not not the Chrises). The JK Rowling of children’s literature turns the pages on today’s hottest Amazon purchase, Mabel and the ball; reveals plans for the republication of Mabel the pup in a day-ish; and wins Quarantining with the Chrises’ first ever The Office trivia. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ColorOfChange.org