Muppet Disclaimers. Prosti-Toots. Florida-NY road trip: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Memorial; Savannah’s Kevin Spacey Hunt; Murder Island; NC’s Fort Sumpin’ Sumpin’; Lepersville, Virginia. Entertainment Industry changes. The Behar Effect. Late night comedy, Pretty Woman, Top Gun. Interview with New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo.

Di Costa Chicken Cheese. Fun Force recruiting. Brian knows Paul McCartney’s album. Harry & Meghan outtakes. Jack reads obituaries: Michael Bleary, Candace Bean, Gene Ray Davidson, Martin Delansky.

Dr. Seuss. Achievable Olympics. Ho Foods. Toy Equity Council: G.I. Joe, Rubik’s Cube, Viewmaster, Cabbage Patch Kids, Hot Wheels. Jack auditions: The Modern Artist, Incredible Hospital, Hunted by Vampires.

Chesney’s Outdoor Dining. Discount Impressions, LLC. Brian designs video games: Redhead Redemption, Mega Pimp, SimCity 2021, Legend of Zelda: Link Joins Q-Anon. Potential sponsors: Consuela’s Cantina, Bertelli & Partners, Brick Card.

Miss Pipper’s Problematic Fun House. The CDC’s on the phone. Brian’s inexplicable contempt for Jack’s little boy. Talking to kids about the birds and the bees. The Super Koran. Director’s Cuts: Sophie’s Choice, The Wizard of Oz, Psycho.

Law Firm for Morons. Jimmy’s Stock Market. Cat tumor redux. Brian is out-stocked by the kids. Jack auditions: The Lovers, Best Buddies, America Time Good Living.

All the Celebrities are in Us Magazine! Around the World with Lara-Me Construction Associates. Honest ad campaigns: Charmin, Captain Crunch, Trojan, Bush’s Beans, Kleenex. Jewish Space Lasers and other unknown Rothschild conspiracies.

Laid back fire department. Jack asks Brian about his screenplays: The Curious Case of Pat Sajack, Chutes & Ladders The Movie, I’m So Lonely, Wandering Hands, Piggy, Naughty Nurses IX. Brian needs to sabotage his wife’s business. Jack tries to land a sponsor: Center for Plastic Surgery, Tim’s Diner, A.J. Cullington’s Bar & Grill.

Shit Tossers, for sensible parents. Floor consultants. Jack hates his cat but Brian can help with a printer and no conscience. Joe Biden’s newest Executive Orders: Passports for all; Universal breakfast; the Ford Equity. Brian’s beer guy is a deceased murderer. News You Missed: Biden declared greatest president; Vaccine rollout flawed; Call for sexy colorblind lesbian amputees; Peaceful, but dicky, transfer of power.

Hablo Social Media App. Haphazard Landscaping, LLC. Really difficult school. It’s a Riot! Jack auditions.