Fake Steak. Gastenica. Channel Seven Newsflash. Suicide Hotline. Board Games: COVID, Candy Land Revisited, New Uno, New Life, New Clue, New Chess. Hunter Biden Crime Spree. Jack auditions: Kong vs. Mothra, Eighth Avenue Bodega, Aliens Visit. qmpodcast.com

Everything is infrastructure. Tweender. New Scotland Yard! The truth behind other 60 Minutes stories. Dog-flipping for fun and profit. Who's getting canceled.

Astro George. Lent sacrifices. Brian's Florida-to-NYC road trip: Savannah, Fort Sumter, Marine Corps Museum. Housekeeping.

This Narrative is No Longer in Service. Painting Pros. The meaning behind several of Tony Bennett's songs. How the State of Washington D.C. will be different. Jack tries to land new sponsors.

Muppet Disclaimers. Prosti-Toots. Florida-NY road trip: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Memorial; Savannah's Kevin Spacey Hunt; Murder Island; NC's Fort Sumpin' Sumpin'; Lepersville, Virginia. Entertainment Industry changes. The Behar Effect. Late night comedy, Pretty Woman, Top Gun. Interview with New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo.

Di Costa Chicken Cheese. Fun Force recruiting. Brian knows Paul McCartney's album. Harry & Meghan outtakes. Jack reads obituaries: Michael Bleary, Candace Bean, Gene Ray Davidson, Martin Delansky.

Dr. Seuss. Achievable Olympics. Ho Foods. Toy Equity Council: G.I. Joe, Rubik's Cube, Viewmaster, Cabbage Patch Kids, Hot Wheels. Jack auditions: The Modern Artist, Incredible Hospital, Hunted by Vampires.

Chesney's Outdoor Dining. Discount Impressions, LLC. Brian designs video games: Redhead Redemption, Mega Pimp, SimCity 2021, Legend of Zelda: Link Joins Q-Anon. Potential sponsors: Consuela's Cantina, Bertelli & Partners, Brick Card.

Miss Pipper's Problematic Fun House. The CDC's on the phone. Brian's inexplicable contempt for Jack's little boy. Talking to kids about the birds and the bees. The Super Koran. Director's Cuts: Sophie's Choice, The Wizard of Oz, Psycho.

Law Firm for Morons. Jimmy's Stock Market. Cat tumor redux. Brian is out-stocked by the kids. Jack auditions: The Lovers, Best Buddies, America Time Good Living.