Questionable Material with Jack & Brian

Vaccine-a-Thon. A Thanksgiving gathering to fight tyranny. Black Friday (Schwarzer Freitag) tips and tricks. Aerosolized meth. Diamonds will protect you from COVID and lepers. Must Have Gifts: Farberware Leg Sauna, Identity Kin Doll. Brian's screenplays: Lassie Stuck in New York, Saving Private Ryan Again, Intelligent Heteronormative Female Sex Worker (she/her), The Muppets Take Chernobyl. News You Missed: Trump Pins Hopes on Texissippiana, White People Suck Celebration, Flawed Euthanasia Van Rollout.

Andrew Cuomo vanquishes COVID. Batshit Crazy Police Department. Pirate chest. Kiki the cat is a shredding menace. Arnold Palmer and the Golden Dragon. Grandpa trapped furries. Majoring in How's Them Apples. Old people are no match for the Anti-Violence Brigade. How to toilet train your cat with Toys R' Us and CrossFit people. School Towers. Mike Tyson's prosthetic penis is but one way to cheat.

Savings Riot. Clark's Pet Palace and Bunny Hospice. Election still underway. Brian's Chaos Candidate doesn't even like to be on ballots. 20-sided die diplomacy. Misleading book title. The nuclear football is a baseball. The peaceful transition of copier codes. Advice for Ben, who just got married. Letters from listeners.

Guest: Ben Korman

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Vote-By-Phone. Amazing sandwich. Earl of Sandwich. Celebrating the Holidays without friends or relatives. Jack's car was broken into and he lost a second wedding ring. Store your stuff on your dashboard in a gold box with dollar signs. Brian is a crime consultant. How to dispatch your neighbors during a civil conflict by focusing on the Easy Peasies. Make sure your vote is counted by marrying the poll worker. Lionel Ritchie's worst song.

Ugly Solar Panel Store. Jack has a chat with coronavirus, who's back. Remote Learning II, the Sequel. Cough-in-Your-Mouth class. Mystery Needle. Ivy League Prep. Simulated sports. Social Justice Book Club. Brian is an adjunct sex-ed professor at a Catholic school. Brian's written the definitive book about the Supreme Court. Sandra Day O'Connor had a justice bucket. Jack auditions: Walking Dead Season 16, The Evil Explorer, #MeToobin the Movie.

Allegedly Racist Irish Pub & Restaurant. Frank Caliendo pyramid scheme. Brian's new bestseller will teach you to hate yourself. Brian's worried about Jack's wife's bad back. Brian's wife has a business idea that involves a lot of meatballs. Hollywood insider Brian sold a bunch of shows: Celebrity Superspreader, 90-Minute Fiancee, Shart Tank. The Vietnamese Masseuse Story. Flying Super-First Class. News You Missed: New Apple Cable Port, Lip Filler Lady Looks Unnatural, Daughter Off To College.

A sampling of favorite bits from the very first season of Questionable Material with Jack & Brian. Including: Favorite cold opens. Favorite banter. Favorite ads. Favorite auditions. Favorite News You Missed. Favorite interviews. You get the idea. Favorites.

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Mean Sesame Streets. The Informational Times is a brand new paper that Brian has delivered to your house by force. Jack heard that Ruth Bader Ginsburg had even more dying wishes, and apparently Brian was there to hear all of them. Hospice entertainment is unappreciated. Using the NYC subway as a bathroom is now illegal but Brian leads a campaign to fight it. Details of the PLOP autonomous defecation zone. Hunter Biden explains how he got into an Ivy League college and on the Boards of successful companies.

Hump - The hook-up app that needs women. Jack needs tips on handling 9-year old boys. The real story behind great historical disasters: 1906 San Francisco fire, 2010 Haiti earthquake, 1889 Johnstown Flood, Hindenburg, the Justice League movie. Previous Oscar winners retooled to meet new diversity requirements: Schindler's List, Forrest Gump, Lord of the Rings. News You Missed: CNN's get-out-the-vote campaign, NYC Mayor De Blasio wins Award, New Oscar requirements.

Football is back! Brian's is upset about the covered bridge genocide and is angry at Jack who loves bridges. Brian gave his gay friends terrible advice. Jack's daughter's school actually wants to teach her. Brian's an expert on Presidential Libraries: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Joe Biden. Brian's doing advertising again: Denny's, Legg's, Libya Tourism, Tater Tots.