Nok Nok App. Brian’s seeing other guests. Polish expressions. Pinot Noir Molotovs. The Brian Revolution has its first casualty. Brian’s body double isn’t ideal. The Crips are mad at Brian’s billboard. Jay Leno stops by with dated material. Jack lets Brian know he’s manager of the Miami Marlins. Brian explains his patents for the Hydrogen Motorcycle, Red Dye #15 and Parachute Hats.

Evergreen University. Jack’s family visits Brian and they’re not swingers. Jack’s wife wins Romanian Roulette. Jack’s wife has deer-like qualities. Jack’s wife is accidentally dead. Jack’s new date wants 250 roses. Brian knows what that means. Screen time makes the pain go away. Brian tries Dungeons & Dragons. Interview with Department of Homeland Security head Chad Wolf, who explains that their strategy is to sell people minivans.

Serial rapist. Jack gets the invite he’s been wanting. COVID germs can’t penetrate comedy. Brian’s house rules. A new son named Boswell. Scenting the property with the neighbor. A traditional Polish welcome. Jimmy the crystal-methed pan man. Jack must take the Brian’s Guest Aptitude Test. A tour of Ghislaine Maxwell’s prison cell.

Clinton Staffing Associates. Jack can’t operate a laptop. Jack would have loved Brian’s Fourth of July Party. Jack has Brian explain the plots of his children’s novels: The Candy Van, Capitol Hill Organized Playground, Charlotte’s Web of Lies. Jack auditions for Brian’s friend’s new movies: The Movement, Uphill Battle and General Mills Cereal Presents: The Battle of Ap Bac.

CHOP bus tour open. Alabama boot camp is off the table. Brian’s son is the town sniper. The Louie Jenkins edition of the Bible. Not paying attention at town council meetings. Brian has a Monkey Poaching Zoo, a tree-destroying wife, and doesn’t want to wear a mask. Lyme disease again. People get the wrong idea when Brian winks back and invites  them over. Cancel culture -- Jack learns about problematic scenes in Back to the Future, The Sopranos, The Cosby Show, Star Wars, Monday Night Football, E.T.

Grandma gets canceled. Brian explains why the town has a David Duke statue. Brian explains why the town is decorated with swastikas. Brian explains why the town hates him. Jack learns the plot of the new Batman film featuring Michael Keaton. Jack gets to hear all the great podcast reviews. Cancel culture victims #CancelJimmyBuffet, #CancelHawaii, #CancelSesameStreet, #CancelNAACP are all explained.

Portland's newest, very defunded police chief explains how his penniless police department works.

Headsmash! Jack let a 7-year old cut his hair. Memorial Day memories. Jack is deceptively edited. Brian builds carpenter bee traps. Brian builds hobo traps. 12-step programs gone wrong. Ping pong prank. Brian, the spelling bee champion. Barry Cuomo’s Live It Out Place.

Camp Zoom! Every day looks the same. Brian might have to choose between chipmunks or his wife. Hornet season. Backhoes make great toys. Investing in a disturbing streaming service. News You Missed: Biden’s Devastating Trump Nickname, Kim Jong Un Definitely Alive, Munchausen by COVID Syndrome, Unserious Instagram Liker. Jack asks Brian about his screenplays: Fast & Furious: Traffic Court, The Parent Trap, Harry Potter and the Wandering Hands, Alien vs. Predator vs. Muppets. 

Aunt Bea’s Alcoholic Water. How quarantine is going. Brian help’s Jack Junior with his homework. Jack killed a murder hornet and the newspaper stopped coming. Brian’s plan to reinvigorate the economy: Peep show restaurants, meat processing playgrounds, pasture schools, & Post Office abattoirs.