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I Love Puppies Movement. Jack learns about Brian's unpopular Kenosha Bed & Breakfast. Brian's OnlyFans account can be topped. For her birthday, Brian's wife gets to be Queen for a Day. Advice for Jack's daughter on owning a cat. Jack auditions for movies: Hegemon, MAGA Movie The Movie, Battle Droid.
The newest leader of ISIS, Abu Ibrahim al-Hashemi al-Qurayshi, stops by to talk about violence, his doctorate in Women's Studies, and the new ISIS philosophy "Jizhadoon" -- the jihad of annoyance.
Belarus News Service. Jack going on vacation. Brian sold a house. New book on ferret mating tips. Yo Yo Ma vs. Yo Ma Ma. Brian has a hard time scoring a grant. Back to school for the kids. Marrying off the young ones to make life easier. Brian's Learning Place is a new online school and the PTA is always furious. 16th birthday lumberjack surprise leaves Brian plaidphobic.
Biden inauguration. Jack has zero tech savvy and zero electricity. Brian knows what to do in a blackout. Brian is in Russia helping to develop a COVID-19 vaccine. The true story of Brian's investment in a wine bar that announced they went anti-capitalist. Jack asks Brian about other investments he may have made. Jack's mean-spirited daughter interrupts the podcast. Interview with Kamala Harris's campaign manager.
Nok Nok App. Brian's seeing other guests. Polish expressions. Pinot Noir Molotovs. The Brian Revolution has its first casualty. Brian's body double isn't ideal. The Crips are mad at Brian's billboard. Jay Leno stops by with dated material. Jack lets Brian know he's manager of the Miami Marlins. Brian explains his patents for the Hydrogen Motorcycle, Red Dye #15 and Parachute Hats.
Evergreen University. Jack's family visits Brian and they're not swingers. Jack's wife wins Romanian Roulette. Jack's wife has deer-like qualities. Jack's wife is accidentally dead. Jack's new date wants 250 roses. Brian knows what that means. Screen time makes the pain go away. Brian tries Dungeons & Dragons. Interview with Department of Homeland Security head Chad Wolf, who explains that their strategy is to sell people minivans.
Serial rapist. Jack gets the invite he's been wanting. COVID germs can't penetrate comedy. Brian's house rules. A new son named Boswell. Scenting the property with the neighbor. A traditional Polish welcome. Jimmy the crystal-methed pan man. Jack must take the Brian's Guest Aptitude Test. A tour of Ghislaine Maxwell's prison cell.
Clinton Staffing Associates. Jack can't operate a laptop. Jack would have loved Brian's Fourth of July Party. Jack has Brian explain the plots of his children's novels: The Candy Van, Capitol Hill Organized Playground, Charlotte's Web of Lies. Jack auditions for Brian's friend's new movies: The Movement, Uphill Battle and General Mills Cereal Presents: The Battle of Ap Bac.
CHOP bus tour open. Alabama boot camp is off the table. Brian's son is the town sniper. The Louie Jenkins edition of the Bible. Not paying attention at town council meetings. Brian has a Monkey Poaching Zoo, a tree-destroying wife, and doesn't want to wear a mask. Lyme disease again. People get the wrong idea when Brian winks back and invites them over. Cancel culture -- Jack learns about problematic scenes in Back to the Future, The Sopranos, The Cosby Show, Star Wars, Monday Night Football, E.T.
Grandma gets canceled. Brian explains why the town has a David Duke statue. Brian explains why the town is decorated with swastikas. Brian explains why the town hates him. Jack learns the plot of the new Batman film featuring Michael Keaton. Jack gets to hear all the great podcast reviews. Cancel culture victims #CancelJimmyBuffet, #CancelHawaii, #CancelSesameStreet, #CancelNAACP are all explained.
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