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Portland's newest, very defunded police chief explains how his penniless police department works.
Headsmash! Jack let a 7-year old cut his hair. Memorial Day memories. Jack is deceptively edited. Brian builds carpenter bee traps. Brian builds hobo traps. 12-step programs gone wrong. Ping pong prank. Brian, the spelling bee champion. Barry Cuomo's Live It Out Place.
Camp Zoom! Every day looks the same. Brian might have to choose between chipmunks or his wife. Hornet season. Backhoes make great toys. Investing in a disturbing streaming service. News You Missed: Biden's Devastating Trump Nickname, Kim Jong Un Definitely Alive, Munchausen by COVID Syndrome, Unserious Instagram Liker. Jack asks Brian about his screenplays: Fast & Furious: Traffic Court, The Parent Trap, Harry Potter and the Wandering Hands, Alien vs. Predator vs. Muppets.
Aunt Bea's Alcoholic Water. How quarantine is going. Brian help's Jack Junior with his homework. Jack killed a murder hornet and the newspaper stopped coming. Brian's plan to reinvigorate the economy: Peep show restaurants, meat processing playgrounds, pasture schools, & Post Office abattoirs.
Phat Jamz 107FM. Jack wants to know about Brian's mistresses. Jack's neighbor refuses to let his groundskeepers shelter in place. Recent, stupid bookshelf controversy. Jack auditions for Death From Above, One Small Step and The Podcasters. Brian gives Jack Junior helpful Mother's Day advice. Jack Junior rats his mom out.
Benji and The Pickle in solidarity with COVID-19 meat processing mandates. A mean-spirited prank show. Brian answers a seven-year old's questions very poorly. Jack & Brian play the Ask Reddit game. Jack asks Brian about his patents for the Pandemic Preparedness Pack, Magic Nein Ball, and Pants for Ladies.
Dumb animals open. Quiet nights in Jack's neighborhood. Brian is trying to get the neighborhood back to normal by honking, desecrating the sidewalk, and committing crimes. The true story of Brian's devious childhood hacker friend. New video games: Super Mario Batali, Call of Duty: Iran, Grand Theft Auto: Muppet Edition, Brian Sack Football. An interview with Biden Campaign Chairman Rob Coyne.
All the News You Missed segments in one place! Includes: Mandarin not a thing. Man guilty of wielding peanut. Qatar changes name. Spelling bee equity. Invisible gypsies may cause obesity. Gillibrand sorry for wasting everyone's time. New Bose opinion-canceling headset. News for Pigeons. Mommy blogger is bad mom. Chris Cuomo desperately trying to learn things. Man reconsiders views after insult. Online girlfriend disappoints in real life. Mom wrongly thinks child is special. Portland man needs attention.
Golden Luck Happy Red Dragon Radio. Zoom conferences are the new Happy Hour. Jack's son invents the word "unpoo." Brian explains dump babies. Jack & Brian complain about New York Sports Club charging them despite being closed due to coronavirus.Brian explains how he remembers people's names. Jack is doxxed, revealing his Schlitz business experience. Brian has plans to revitalize dying shopping malls.
Classic Sounds 107 FM. Jack's son values pizza over life. Exclusive gym. Jack & Brian play the "celebrities I've met" game from Twitter and share stories about Eddie Murphy, Jack Lemmon, Michael Stipe, Bono, Dick Cheney, Steven Spielberg, Maya Rudolph, Harrison Ford, Emeril Lagasse, Jon Stewart, Brooke Shields and Vince Vaughan. Brian tells Jack how he recreates school ambiance at home.
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