Questionable Material with Jack & Brian

All the Celebrities are in Us Magazine! Around the World with Lara-Me Construction Associates. Honest ad campaigns: Charmin, Captain Crunch, Trojan, Bush's Beans, Kleenex. Jewish Space Lasers and other unknown Rothschild conspiracies.

Laid back fire department. Jack asks Brian about his screenplays: The Curious Case of Pat Sajack, Chutes & Ladders The Movie, I'm So Lonely, Wandering Hands, Piggy, Naughty Nurses IX. Brian needs to sabotage his wife's business. Jack tries to land a sponsor: Center for Plastic Surgery, Tim's Diner, A.J. Cullington's Bar & Grill.

Shit Tossers, for sensible parents. Floor consultants. Jack hates his cat but Brian can help with a printer and no conscience. Joe Biden's newest Executive Orders: Passports for all; Universal breakfast; the Ford Equity. Brian's beer guy is a deceased murderer. News You Missed: Biden declared greatest president; Vaccine rollout flawed; Call for sexy colorblind lesbian amputees; Peaceful, but dicky, transfer of power.

Hablo Social Media App. Haphazard Landscaping, LLC. Really difficult school. It's a Riot! Jack auditions.

Crashed cold open. Dreamslayers, for your last wishes. Germ-freak Jack is worried about Brian's quarantine habits. Brian gets his annual backalley physical. Brian time-traveled to 2021 and knows what to expect. Jack's unnoticed Capitol Dome suicide. The terrible fates of people who didn't review.

Kringle. Satan's Village. Santa's up to no good. 'Tis really what 'Twas is about. Solving Jack's cat problem.

Everything Star Wars Store. Strange Response Syndrome. Hot Christmas gifts: Milton Bradley's Tattoo Machine, Cat Warmer, Let Me Take Care Of Your Wife, Chinese Air Purifier, Prince's Last Words. Brian the Christmas song expert: White Christmas, All I Want for Christmas, Do they Know it's Christmas?, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, All I Want for Christmas are My Two Front Teeth, Baby It's Cold Outside. qmpodcast.com

Baker's Auto Body. Jack's going to Cali. Foreign movie titles. Sponsor bits. Vulgar child is lit. Modern Olympics.

Help for people exposed to things they don't like. Affordable Amusement Park. Jack reads for potential sponsors. Interview with Steven Purell III, heir to the hand sanitizer dynasty.

The Law Offices of Sidney Powell and Only Sidney Powell. Katz & Katz. Pilgrim Funnies. Thankful. Eat Food Day explained. Listener mail.