Brian tells Jack how Facebook marketing really works. Yet another incident of cultural appropriation in the news. Jack learns the true story of how musician John Mayer screwed up Brian's book launch, but begins to question Brian's victim status. Cookie Monster comes by to talk about Sesame Street getting gritty.

A cinema-themed third episode featuring an interview with Star Wars Director J.J. Abrams! But first: Jack has Brian explain the plots of the screenplays he's apparently written, Brian covers the news everybody missed, and Jack is incredibly impressed by Brian's James Bond impersonations.

Bandwagons explained. Brian asks Jack which kid he loves more. The reason Gergle stock is cheaper than Google. Jack asks Brian to explain his Shark Tank investments. All the news that fell through the cracks. Interview with childhood development expert Dr. Jerry Fullwood.

Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth introduce themselves. Jack pitches Brian’s incredible marketing skills to potential sponsors. Brian has the major news that you and Jack might have missed during the Trump news cycle. An interview with Joe Biden’s chief gaffe writer.