"That must have been a moment of party!"

The timpani that doesn't quit, calling the Broadcast Hall of Fame, a Mr. Wizard victory, Dick Dastardly, and Justin Bieber's 19, homeboy!

"You can't leave your kids in a dogloo!"

A Mr. Wizard update, The Secret, Linus, Ralph and Roger Corman, Disney ghost stories, The Ralph Store, a P-A-R-T-Y, Cup of Tea schedule change, and Tim Tebow hate!

Calling New Zealand, the Thighmaster, a Kevin DuBrow tribute, Bugs or Daffy, marmot talk, Teabagger tattoos, contract riders, and revisiting the Tim Minchin incident!

We review our obsessions with kid's cartoons and bad 90's cop movies.

A strange obsession with Samurai Cop, Bean on back injuries, Kevin Smith settles the Halloween Candy debate, cheating on game shows, thoughts on Coachella, Taylor Swift beeyoops, and Farrah Abrahmson!

"More Ovaltine, please!"

The Black Parade, a dog in prison, Kevin Smith full circle, Sam opens April Foolishness, Juiced, Honkalism, and a naked OJ picture!

"You are all going to die tonight."

Gang Wars on Let's Paint TV, a Diddy update, Bean's recording schedule, Eddie Pence as Alf, the Coop Report, Jane Levy, The Rock's sore muscles, and THE B TEAM!

"Stephen Haawwwwwkiiiiiing"

Fun facts brought to you by Frank Murphy, Josh from Hawthorne and Luke, Sam the Raider Fan, Name that Foo, Pence Sauce, Swag in reverse, Bean's Ben Folds Five meltdown, and Ralph vs Mr. Wizard!

"It's your candle blowing bursday!!!!"

Nikola Tesla, Bean's Royal Sass, Eddie's chicken nuggets, Ralph as Optimus Prime, an epic failure on a K&B classic game, Allie's schedule, Supermarket Sweeps, and there's no catch!