Yarr mateys, we're stoked this week to have comedian and Hard Drive Magazine editor-in-chief Jeremy Kaplowitz with us! We talk Mario, an extremely 2011 relationship story, and pirate pick-up lines before hitting the question box, here's what we've got:

(TW - SA on the second question this episode)

Audrey has that cake | Moving on after an abusive relationship where the absuer faced no consequences | About to hit 30 and feeling shit about not being in a relationship or dating | A terrifying penguin movie | Basketball shorts defender | How to send a good first message on dating apps | One partner into tongue-kissing, the other very much not | Hard Drive questions for Jeremy

Thanks again to Jeremy for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @jeremysmiles and Hard Drive at hard-drive.net

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Welcome back to RFTB where my tongue is still too big for my mouth! Also we have Youtuber/podcaster James J Asher with us! James tells us a good ol embarassing dating story before we answer your questions and also create a Forrest Gump fashion line. Here's what we get into:

Ya have a couple casual hookups going but are looking for a relationship, how do you figure this out | Return of the drunk cake slicer | Rock climbing slang in a v different way | A lil pushback on Dono and the GLU gals Croc defense in light of our take on Basketball Shorts BF | More Dono thirst posting | Kelsey Grammar as Mario? Yes | Chii's ghost kitchen

Thanks again to James for joining us! You can find his show That Thing With James J. Asher on Youtube here! 

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RFTB x GLU time, we've got Frannie and Sophie back with us! We talk trainblasting and being accosted by president facts before hitting the ol question trail:

Getting burnt out on pursuing love? | Realizing you might be more gay than you thought but currently in a long term straight relationship | A trans listener wants to look more traditionally femme but partner has a distaste for gender norms in general | An incredible q box slide | In defense of Crocs | Getting over past feelings of ugliness after growing into yourself | An update on the drunken bday cake eater | Ex turned out to be on Tinder for the whole three year relationship

Thanks again to Frannie and Sophie for joining us! You can find them and links to the show on Twitter @GirlsLikeUsShow

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This week! Renaissance fair compadre of Audrey and owner of the Black Box Improv Theater in Dayton, it's Garrett Geilenfeldt! And so we're discussing performance, improv, and covid's impact on the field before gettin into some dang questions:

A sexting situationship has been very engaging over text but never initiating hangs | How do you hold on in a relationship if you have the anxious butterflies feeling constantly | Protocol for tagging a new partner on social media | ED troubles affecting partner's confidence | Elevate Your Vulva | Struggling with fears of the future as a polyam person | Fuck yea to the new logo :) | A very happy update to the sword collection question from a few weeks back!

Thanks again to Garrett for joining us, you can follow the Black Box Theater on Twitter @daytonblackbox and check out their upcoming shows if you're in the area!

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Link to website we mentioned https://turn-me-into-a-girl.com/

Welcome aboard Tote Pirates it's another week on the seven seas of relationships and golly gee we sure are swashbucklin! We discuss our v fun weekend together and then we answer all kinds of Qs, here's what we get into:

Hi question asker!! | What to do when you're attracted to someone ya don't like | WTF | Eye evolution correction! | Ideological differences between you and your partner leading to pointless arguments | A specific kind of sexuality | Advice for someone coming out as trans as they enter college | Body insecurity and friends calling you an egg | How to move in with a straight guy

Thanks for your questions and/or thanks for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb!

I may have misused the term sex tourism in this one.

It's Tote Bag Thursday folks! It is, I just declared it! And we're celebrating by having friend of the show Aiden Arata back in the booth. Aiden tells us about low key becoming a wife guy and also about how you could just take a bite out of your finger like a dang carrot if only your brain would let you :( Also many questions! Here's what we get into:

Music drop question! | "Re-opening" a crush after not seeing each other for a while | Feeling like your relationship has progressed super quickly through the pandemic and worried it will burn out | Getting back into sexual relationships after a traumatic experience and how to communicate with your partner about it | Right person wrong time stories | Choosing your name as a trans woman

Thanks again to Aiden for joining us, she is seriously the best! You can find her and her work on Twitter and on Instagram @aidenarata 

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It's RFTB! Where this week cartoonist Rory Blank returns to teach you how to clean your home with record speed using just a common household appliance! Also there's many questions:

Clarity on excuuuuse me - it's mf zelda | Into muscular ladies but kinda out of shape |Using forgiveness in processing in processing past hurt | If we were something else besides ourselves | What kinda eyes do we like | Became friends with a TA and caught feelings - how to navigate | Belitting kink question

Thanks again to Rory for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @BoneJail and get yourself one of them official signs at sexybigfoot.com

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Don't go through your partner's phone and don't torture people.

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DRY FOLKS DRY FOLKS buckle tf in gang, we're like Jeb Bush on adderall in here! Whatever that means, it's been a long day. But we have many of question and we're amped to get into em.

First a heads up - Trigger Warning on assault at 37:00. Alright here's what we have:

Kid wants Chuck E Cheese bday, wife afraid of the goddamn robots. What do ya do? | A congrats to Audrey! | You and your partners siblings were dating each other but now broke up and y'all are now getting hassled | Pod-rey and handling weird allegations about having a foot fetish! | Partner came out with a fetish you're feeling a little weird about, how to navigate this? | Wife has made friends with someone who assaulted you in high school and is distrustful of your story | Things to say to make your partner feel good during/after sex

Thanks for tuning in folks and thanks for your questions! We're answering more questions each week on a bonus episode, you can join us and support the show at patreon.com/rftb