The Jerks are joined by rising local comedian, Dan Berlyn. Body hair distribution. Jack is going grey on his temples. Lying on the internet. Goth chat room. The world couldnt handle Jack if he were a hot woman. Former guest, John Gardner is a handsome and charming man. Dating up. Dan likes early 90's hiphop...surprise surprise. Randy Rhodes. Culture moves fast. MGK at state fairs. Third wave ska. Bombing your first time at Jai Thai.  Dan and Jack loves talking shit. Jacks comedy room is a hard room. Jack gets the word on the street about his mic. Buy a car, get booked more.  Vans are the best comedy car. T shirt metric. Get out of Seattle to grow as a comic. Dan helps a bumpkin. Drug front eateries. Jack tells you the difference of Ice Cream and Gelato. Gelato is superior.  Dans got big Calves. PLUS MORE MORE MORE!!!

Quinn clues The Jerks in on some vegan thoughts. Q wants some beef nachos at midnight now that he's not a moral vegan anymore. Quinn tells The Jerks about a recent tryst. Jack gives Quinn some advice on keeping a woman's pleasurable sounds muffled. Discussing Tinder strats. Jack and Quinn dont want to make friends at work. Jays nemesis Kurt. Jack keeps all his notebooks. Skin tags. Jack explains Make Out Club. Selling mattresses. Apple talk. Selling yogurt. and MUCH MUCH MORE

We made it to episode 40. Jack thinks its quality content, he is a fan of his own shit. Jack gets into podcast drama. Tell someone about this podcast please. Jack talks about some road work he did. The last BlockBuster is in Bend Oregon. Jack got to wear roller skates on stage and it was awesome. Jay gets a taste of showbiz. Jay is in the car market. Jack is a minivan man. Bamboo is a wonderful fiber. underwear. Ayurvedic talk. Jack has put some miles on his bed frame and it shows. Jack sleeps on a futon mattress because its actually perfect. Jay slept in a nest on the floor until 2 years ago. Sleep positions. PDA's. Jay doesnt want to feel safe and small. The difference between envy and jealousy. Jack has learned boundaries.  

The Jerks get into peepee/poopoo talk. Jack loves yogurt again. Jack knows where to poop in public. Jack talks about ketamine. The Jerks went on a river float with other comedians and its an anxiety inducing event for them. Jay knows not to panic while swimming. Baby swim class. Chimeras. Animal Attacks. Jay gets into Femcel talk. The Jerks talk about women. Jack might be a femcel. Femcel memes. Jack is the most important person in his life. Having shiny things gets you more pussy. Jack talks about tugboats and tugboat culture. The Jerks were mall knife store nerds. Jack is going to NYC for a music fest in October. 

The Jerks get into it with local mystic funny man Duane Wright. Old Seattle haunts are discussed, but the real meat and potatoes of this episode is giving Duane solid dating advice. Hes been out of the game for 10 years and needed some help. So of course he came to The Jerks for hot tips and strategy.

Out the gate into some nerd shit. Jack did some house sitting.Jack likes his own home more. Skate update. Jack isnt into relationships. The Jerks ponder fashion questions. The Jerks wished they had more discipline as teens. Main quest vs side quest. The Jerks dive deep into technology and Elon Musk. 

INTENSE AMOUNTS OF NERD SHIT IN THIS. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. ITS A LOT OF COMIC BOOK CHAT. DIVE IN AND SWIM IN THESE MURKY WATERS OF NERD-DUMB.

Whats on todays docket? WORKING OUT! Comedian John Gardner joins the Jerks today. John is handsome, but was a gawky teen. REAL DOUCHEBAG material. Jay and John both took Acutane. Jay talks about being Applebees royalty again. Johns dad is a real cool guy. Jack gets defensive with questioning. Jack likes lying to strangers. Mania and Depression. Divorce. Calf implants. Calendar facts. Elective surgery.  Tongue splitting. Jack went to an elite goth club. Working out in tank tops vs not. Diet talk. Jacks been eating a lot of water melon. Road stories from John. Accidents at the roller rink. Jack tells a harrowing mountain bike story. Jacks the new host of a popular show in Seattle. Jack is a huge deal.