Is this really summer? very hard to tell in Seattle. The Jerks are now bar tenders. Jay has been studying mixology. Jack went to an absinthe bar. Jack went on a lil tour. Shout out to Ducky. The Jerks like bitter liquors. Lots of poop talk. Jay is a flim flam man. The Jerks are tricksters at heart. Arguing with people in your head. S.C.O.T.U.S chat. Empire Collapse chat. + way more!

The Jerks sit down and talk about Genghis Khan and the Mongol empire. Genghis Blues, its a documentary, check it out. Jack thinks he might have been apart of the horde in a previous life. Captain Cook. Hobbit People. North Sentinel Island. Equatorial Antartica. Jack shares a recipe. Lobster tails for blow jobs. Jack doesnt want to get old and decrepit. Jack tells a story about a near death experience while at sea. Needing a lot of attention. Hating your body as a young boy. Bullied vs Ignored. Rockos modern life. Choosing art is stupid. Bamboo swords. Jack wants to find some arrow heads. Jack just wants to be a hippie on a commune. + WAY MORE JERKIN!

 The Jerks are joined by Comedian and Producer Dane Hesseldahl, Sentient A.I and whiskey chat start off this episode. Jack worked in breweries. Beaver excretions. Dane saw a rogue beaver once. Porno mag preference's. Jays mom got him a subscription to playboy. Early film porn. Ancient Furries. Sex bots. The Jerks dive back into a recent leak from a Google engineer that Google has a sentient A.I. Is an audio book a lesser form of consuming media than reading? The jerks have been playing with an A.I that generates images from screwy prompts. Dane as a dictator. Bruce Springstein? Jack loves a midori sour. Farts in a jar. Jay does folyies. Jack wants the weirdos back at Jai Thai. 

The Jerks are joined by returning guest Zahnae Aquino...even tho she was late. Jay is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and some sort of round hat. Now he needs a soulpatch. Jack has waxed his mustache before, but didnt keep it. Zahnae is rocking the "whore with jacket" look. Jack had a cat named Oliver. Dogs named Kevin.Covert hacking wars. Zahnae is bad at pronouncing words. Zahnae has an Origami voice and a stage voice. She is very calculating. Zahnae woke up covered in mustard in San Francisco. Zahnae took money back from a street child. Marry, Fuck, Kill : Founding fathers edition. Zahnae does a rap. Macklemore? Zahnae tells all about her bodycount. How Jack lost his virginity. Jay and Jack encounter a lost soul in a Seattle bar. Jack is over romance in Seattle. Jack talks about European travels. Zahnaes grandmother killed birds with her cooking. Petty hell. Zahnae gives The Jerks compliments. The Jerks have a seltzer taste challenge. 

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The Jerks sit down and have a classic Jerks episode. Jack was in a festival and now he's a huge celebrity.  Bernice and Reece are both young and hot. Jay broke a toilet seat. Jack likes to smell his sexual partners, hes very pro stink. Jack is anti deodorant. Jay has been told he stinks before. Jack tells stories of riding motorcycles dangerously. Lots of sex talk. Samurai movies, westerns and Sci-Fi. Warhammer nerd talk. Jay succumbs to the power of onions. New Segment: Petty Hell. Reincarnation and what happens when you die. Jay never wants to suck a dick, even in other incarnations..*eye roll*

The Jerks are joined by local legend, Derek Sheen.

What if Hitler was funny? Jacks Granny spoiled him rotten. The boys talk about food memories that trigger positive memories. Derek likes to cook and is maybe putting out a cookbook. Male fragility.Derek takes music seriously and doesn't like to meld art worlds. Derek drops some wisdom on the jerks about not losing your mind doing comedy. When you mix artists and commerce together things go sideways. Being a nice person helps in life. Derek started comedy at 35 and give The Jerks some hope. Seattle needs a bigger comedy club. NYC is a daunting task. Are The Jerks too old to suffer in NYC. Twitter is for chumps. Jacks Tik Tok pulls some weird choices for him.