Timmy Booth joins The Jerks this week. Timmy is swagged out in Charlotte Hornets gear. Jack is wearing the mascot outfit. Jack gets back into it with his IG nemesis. What is the male privilege you enjoy the most? Pissing in an ice filled urinal. Swimming with dolphins. Timmy grew up very religious. Jack talks about creepy old women from his childhood. Timmy went to England as a lad. Timmy is a romantic. Do inmates have the internet? Timmy worked for Ebaums world. Reading in dreams, can you do it? Timmy has a talk show at the new Crocodile in Seattle. Timmy drops marine mammal facts on The Jerks. . 

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The Jerks haven't shat themselves in a long time and they're proud about that. Jack cooks a lot of meals for himself, mostly soup, and he's a little smug about it. Jay gets roasted. Both the Jerks have worked at Whole Foods, go figure. Jack recounts his days of working hot bar. What type of bird would the Jerks be? Jack would eat a wild goose. Jay is furious theres a RV parked near his apartment. Where do all these RV's come from? Jack wants to date a RN. Jay needs new glasses. Jacks brother in law is a real man, and Jack explains what a sugar shack is. +MOREMOREMORE Jerk babies! 

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The Jerks are joined by rising star Zahnae Aquino. Jack and Zahnae both wish they could do back flips. Jack talks about a book he's reading. Jacks scared to go to prison because no GF options. Zahnae compliments Jacks apartment decor. Jay loves sweet potato's. The trio discusses poop habits. Jay explains the master cleanse and the lengths he's gone to to expel parasites from his body. Zahnae is a ghoster. Grooming habits. Jay lightly goes over his penis stretching routine. Zahnae knows that she is being tokenized but is riding that wave. Story's of bombing. Zahnae did a TedTalk and made a Empath training VR module. Jay talks about yogurt....again. Zahnae has to be somewhere. 

Jay brings a friend over. Leonora Russel. She's an author, former social worker and all around weirdo. Leonora wants to love everyone as long as they know she's the boss. Maybe she's a star child. She use to steal peoples babies. Mercer Island has a seedy underbelly. The gang talks about the implications of C.R.I.S.P.R. Are we all sheep? Leo thinks Soylent Green is upon us. Jack says the rise in popularity of eating bugs is a death knell for America. Would you get A.R implant? Jack thinks the supermarket is dying. Leo talks about her family's Icelandic sheep herd. Jack hates grass jelly. Leo collects weirdos like Jay and has fun parties. Leo was a trip Sherpa once. Jack and Jay both don't want to survive the decline of western society. Naked and Afraid is a sham. The Jerks welcome the Chinese take over. 

The Jerks talk about the horrors that the Large Hadron Collider hath wrought upon this earth. Jack talks about Ketamine. Jay tells stories about mushrooms. He dont need to do them no more. Jack talks about high doses. Jack tells a story about a friend who had too much LSD. The time Jack came close to a mental break. Vape pen DMT. Jack talks about his opinions on dosage. Jack is the guy you want on your first trip.

Its a Classic Jerk cast this week folks, just Jay and Jack shooting the shit.

The Jerks dive deep into the nature of suffering, Jack talks about being an "Uncle for hire" and why he doesn't want to bring kids into this realm. Jay talks about comparative suffering, the history of the Tilt-a-Whirl. Jay has an upward angled schlong. Beautiful cocks wasted on bad lovers. Jack talks about butt stuff again and how he sucked a dick as a teen boy. Jack talks about his time as a college radio DJ and having sex on air. Jay is great at swallowing a lot of pills at once. Jack is becoming successful. Bad Arcade games. Vocational VHS tapes and as always MORE MORE MORE!

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The Jerks are joined by former Seattle comedian Hans Kim of recent Kill Tony fame. The Jerks dive into the masturbatory habits of Hans. Jack talks about his vasectomy. Hans inquires about the state of Seattle comedy. Hans talks about life in the desert and how he managed during the first wave of Covid. Hans tells tales of living in NYC and his experiences with the comedy scene there and now Austin. Will Hans buy a gun? Hans hates the school system and the system in general. Hans talks about Settlers of Catan. PLUS WAY MORE!

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