raising the curtins

raising the curtins

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  • 74. the message in luca
    Disney’s Luca may be a fun movie for kids, but it also has a powerful message for all of us. Find out how naming your inner voice can help you silence your doubts and start living fearlessly!
    5 min
  • 73. "bite"
    In “Bite,” Kristina Curtin recounts a frustrating legal and financial ordeal that began in February 2020 when her elderly dog, Coco, was accused of biting a woman while they were on a walk.
    11 min
  • 72. loosen up my buttons, baby
    In this hilarious and relatable post, Kristina shares her frustrations with various clothing items. She touches on functional issues that drive her nuts and through humor and exaggeration, she makes the everyday annoyances of dressing herself and her children a relatable experience.
    7 min
  • 71. why vacation isn't always fun
    In this candid and humorous post, Kristina shares her recent trip to Delray Beach, where she and her family visited relatives. However, the focus of the post quickly shifts to an unexpected and relatable topic.
    4 min
  • 70. maybe i shouldn't have bought an alligator
    I haven’t really posted about Evie’s sleeping patterns lately. Logical me knows that talking about Evie’s sleeping habits won’t change them. However, crazy-ass me has been holding strong and not saying shit about the fact that my child is now sleeping through the night. THERE! I SAID IT! LET THE SLEEPING GODS SMITE ME NOW!
    6 min
  • 69. might as well make a day of it
    We took a day trip to Sarasota. The main reason was to check out the model of the house we already bought. Yup, we signed and handed over a hefty deposit check, without ever actually seeing in person what the house looks like.
    7 min
  • 68. sunday afternoon is for strippers
    As a parent, I’m going to be direct and say that you should never allow a video service to autoplay anything for your kids. It’s like playing roulette with your eyeballs. I knew this about YouTube, but I realized recently that this applies to traditional TV as well.
    6 min
  • 67. snitches get stitches
    I feel pretty damn good about the parenting choices we’ve made so far. We’re not perfect but, like everyone, we are doing our best. However, this week I got thrown into a parenting gray area. A situation where I couldn’t really tell what the right thing to do in terms of being an honest person was. Here’s what happened.
    5 min
  • 66. half a million dollar house
    The housing market is downright bonkers right now. A combo of high demand, and the lack of homes for sale, is causing the price of homes to be fucking ridiculous. Literally, mediocre homes are listed, have like a 100 offers, and are sold over asking price in one day. It’s pure crazy town. Of course, I am itching to capitalize on this.
    6 min

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The popular blog now has audio files! Listen to Raising the Curtins posts, read aloud by Kristina Curtin. Brutally honest (and hilariously unfiltered) look at motherhood, marriage, and everything in…