Welcome back to Everyone Racers, the only show where bad decisions, worse cars, and questionable life choices add up to great stories.

In this terrible VW Ep 412; Tim encourages you to buy a Miata and hoon it. Chris works out with Wood while slinging double deuces on his ‘slade. Chrissy gets bitten by barbed wire and gives just the tip on not getting hurt. Mentals Porsche Transmission toothpick is still broken and Rally Master Jeff is on a boat!!

Really this week, we’re joined by one of the true legends of the 24 Hours of Lemons universe — Jeff Stobbs, Rally Master, chaos coordinator, and the man who has seen more sketchy cars, stranger roadside repairs, and unhinged rally decisions than anyone alive.

If you love:

🔥 terrible cars

🔥 long-shot road trips

🔥 automotive comedy

🔥 wrenching disasters

🔥 grassroots racing culture

🔥 Lemons Rally mayhem

…you are exactly who this episode is for.

🚗 What’s Inside This Episode

👉 Jeff’s behind-the-scenes stories from the Lemons Rally

👉 The abandoned Top Gear France limo resurrection

👉 Insane rally car “discoveries” (yes — including limos full of nightmare items)

👉 Why your terrible car can STILL win a rally (and why nice cars sometimes shouldn’t)

👉 Drifting limos, Glacier Lodge cliff launches, and the world’s saddest air-cooled VW

👉 Mental’s hot-tub-jackhammer saga, Chrissy’s barbed-wire cage match, and Chris’ lumberjacking adventures

👉 The chaos of Lucky Dog’s 1000 Miles of Thunderhill

👉 Montana Ferrari tax shenanigans & WhistlinDiesel’s legal mess

👉 Tips for first-time rally entrants (and how to avoid disaster)

If you’re into amateur endurance racing, Grassroots Motorsports, Lucky Dog, SCCA, NASA, LeMons, or just love watching unhinged car people tell war stories — this episode is guaranteed to hook you.

And if you’re a Lemons Rally person… you already know this is your home.

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“Get Out of Jail Free” Card Doesn’t Work (Matthew Debord @ Jalopnik)

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WhistlinDiesel arrested over Montana loophole (Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive).  https://www.thedrive.com/news/is-the-government-making-an-example-out-of-whistlindiesel

 Andrea Huang Revives a Limo, Then Tries to Kill It (@ the Autopian)

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The Oregon Trail: A New American Journey By Rinker Buck 

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