Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex comes on to weigh in about Mortal Kombat 11: Aftermath, and how day-one owners of the game are getting screwed on it. Mitch gushes over Alita: Battle Angel, and Matt talks about the Clone Wars. Also, Alex gives us the horrifying revelation that "Air Bud Studios" is a thing.

SHOW NOTES:

- Fighting games

- Air Bud Studios

- HP Lovecraft

- FRIENDSHIP

- Drunk stories

- Alita

- Clone Wars

- Gravity Rush 2

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch and Matt make it known where they fall on the political spectrum, Matt likes the Sonic movie, Mitch talks up Color Out of Space, and the two talk about the now-infamous Last of Us 2 leaks.

SHOW NOTES:

- We're definitely alt-right

- The Sonic movie

- Color Out of Space

- Skateboards

- Horror and 80's movies

- Blood

- Code Monkeys

- Seis Manos

- Dragon Prince

- The Last of Us 2 leaks

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex drops in to tell us that his Cells are At Work, and that he wants to Hi-Score with a Girl. Mitch says Sayonara to the Wild Hearts, and also tries to lead us down the MC-Escher breadcrumb trail of how his brain works. Matt thinks Guns have No Life. And then the show ends but Mitch rants about Coronavirus theories for another hour.

SHOWNOTES:

- Cells at Work

- Hi-Score Girl

- Sayonara Wild Hearts

- How Mitch's ADD-addled brain works

- Murder by Numbers

- No Gun's Life

- FF7R

- COVID conspiracy talk

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex returns to talk a WHOLE lot of anime, including Yu-Gi-Oh!, Land of the Lustrous, and more. Mitch gets Annihilated, Matt meets the Phantasm, and Alex Shudders.

SHOW NOTES:

- Matt created the Coronavirus to get Alex back on the show

- AlphaRookie

- Phantasm

- Shudder

- Horror movies

- Annihilation

- Smiling Friends

- Voice actors

- Land of the Lustrous

- Anime with weird art styles

- Yu-Gi-Oh

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, it's a Random Assault reunion as Alex comes back to discuss his trip to Arizona, overrated burger chains, and how he's making his way through the Ringu films. Mitch and Matt gush about Animal Crossing, and we talk about the thing that's happening. (To people reading these show-notes in the future, I mean the Chinese Coronavirus that was definitely a front for some shady government activity, right?)

SHOW NOTES:

- World events

- Arizona

- Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

- Animal Crossing

- The Grand Canyon

- In and Out Burger

- Vortexes

- Phoenix, AZ

- REmake 2

- We talk about the thing

- Space Jam

- Ringu

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt watches a movie made by a black guy, and gets what he f**king deserves. Mitch endures the Sonic movie, as well as the Netflix Dragon Quest movie. Meanwhile, Matt gets into a bunch of retro anime.

SHOW NOTES:

- Pokemon Sword/Shield

- Joker

- Bernie

- The Sonic movie

- Us

- More cum jokes

- John Wayne movies

- Dragon Quest Your Story

- Read or Die

- Bubblegum Crisis

- Stand Alone Complex

- Poppy

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch becomes a Hypnospace Outlaw, Matt concludes his journey with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the boys discuss the merits of sexy cartoon animals, and Mitch correctly states that Thanos did nothing wrong.

SHOW NOTES:

- Doctor Sleep

- Sexy cartoon animals

- Hypnospace Outlaw

- Matt's Marvel journey is finished and he is gay now

- Sam Raimi

- Thanos did nothing wrong

- Wild Wild West

- CG anime reboots that are ugly

- Margaret Qualley's tits

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, it's a short one as Matt continues his adventures down the soy-lined halls of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Mitch gets Superliminal, and the boys ponder the logistics of Scarlett Johansson having sex with the Hulk.

SHOW NOTES:

- Matt's Marvel Menagerie

- Superliminal

- Kazooie is always pregnant

- Scarlet Johansson having sex with the Hulk

- Ishuzoku Reviewers

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about getting his balls de-boned, Mitch talks about wandering the Exiled Lands, Matt's gone full-on Marvel cuck, and Mitch makes some connections in Death Stranding.

SHOW NOTES:

- Cumming in Memphis

- Limp Bizkit

- Matt's vasectomy

- Mythic Manor

- Conan Exiles

- Marvel movies

- Violent movies

- Japanese horror

- Death Stranding

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch finds a Netflix show that's actually GOOD, Matt finally experiences A Hat in Time, the boys talk about the trainwreck that was the 2019 Game Awards, and also Star Wars.

SHOW NOTES:

- Kids horror movies

- Hellboy

- The Witcher

- A Hat in Time

- Suda51 and SWERY65

- The Game Awards

- Astro Bot and other VR stuff

- Ghostbusters

- Scooby Doo Mystery Inc

- Stair Wars

- Pirates of the Caribbean