Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt does full soyboy on the Disney+ train, and the boys talk about Gargoyles and Talespin. Matt discovers the wonders of the bidet, Mitch complains that we're in the Golden Turd Age of Television, and then the two boys argue for like an hour about eating bugs.

SHOW NOTES:

- Gargoyles

- Talespin

- The Irishman

- Matt racks-a dishiprine

- Richard Williams

- Black Friday

- Bidets

- More VR stuff

- Facade

- James Bond

- Dumb movie theories

- The Golden Turd Age of TV

- Whamageddon

- Jokes normalizing our current dystopia

- Matt and Mitch argue about our forced bug-eating future

- LumpyTouch

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch urges everyone to watch Klaus, and makes people mad on Twitter. Matt's gone full-on cuck by subscribing to Disney+, meanwhile, Mitch's Disney idiocy is related to the theme parks and candles. Matt and Mitch also go over the gradient of unfunny celebrities that they wish would perish.

SHOW NOTES:

- The Mandalorian

- Klaus

- Inflammatory Twitter posts

- Half Life: Alyx

- VR

- Disney+

- Magic Candle Company

- Cybertruck

- The pantheon of unfunny celebrities

- Pet Semetary

- Leaning Tower of Cheesa

- Tipping and anxiety

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys talk about their Spooky Month festivities, Mitch takes the plunge on VR, Matt can't stand unskippable cutscenes, and then they just take Nightmare Before Christmas lyrics and turn them into gay and cum jokes for the last 15 minutes of the show. Like you expect any better.

SHOW NOTES:

- VR

- Questionable hentai artist retweets

- OK boomer

- Godzilla

- Halloween

- Carrie

- Observer

- Walking simulators

- Unskippable cutscenes

- Terminator: Dark Fate

- Horror movies

- We turn Nightmare Before Christmas lyrics into cum jokes for 15 minutes

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gets caught up in the Night Trap, Matt watches a bunch of James Wan flicks, and the boys get down to the real point of this show: that hating women is a good thing.

SHOW NOTES:

- Night Trap

- Observer

- James Wan movies

- Before I Wake

- Binge watching

- Metal Wolf Chaos XD

- Taiko no Tatsujin

- Cursed rhythm controllers

- Dogs

- Nintendo Labo

- Hating women is good

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch sees the funny clown man movie, Blake fills us in on Atlanta Pride, Dylan proves his cuckitude by ranking Captain Marvel highly in the MCU, and Matt still refuses to watch the films of Jordan Peele, because he IS a card-carrying racist. Get 'im, boys!

SHOW NOTES:

- Joker

- More horror movies

- Link's Awakening

- "Classic" movies

- Atlanta Pride

- Aquabats

- The Wall

- Sayonara Wild Hearts

- Marvel Cinematic Universe

- Get Out & Us

- Found footage films

- Metallica album covers

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt reveals his normie status by claiming to like American Horror Story, Mitch beats Final Fantasy VII for the first time ever, and everyone is mad at Nostalgia Critic's review of The Wall. Sebastian's on for basically the entire episode. Also, the last half hour or so is just the guys looking over a Sears Wish Book from 1992 or something. So... enjoy that, audio listeners.

SHOW NOTES:

- Joker

- Final Fantasy VII

- American Horror Story

- Spooky movies

- Nostalgia Critic's The Wall

- Tony Hawk

- Link's Awakening

- Bloodstained

- Matt's Raspberry Pi arcade cabinet

- Nintendo Labo

- Sears Wish Book

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch hacks the Gibson, listener Devilman joins in to tell his side of the story Dylan told last week, where Devilman and another Discord user ERP-ed with people in FFXIV for sweet prizes, and Dylan defends Borderlands 3, because he is a child.

SEGMENT 1:

- Anime dubs

- Hackers

- Devilman pleads his case

- Chicken sandwiches

- Final Fantasy VII

SEGMENT 2:

- Maxwell TV

- Working at McDonald's

- Borderlands 3

SEGMENT 3:

- Portland Comic Con

- The Dark Crystal

- The Golden Ages

- The geography of Europe

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch finally watches Evangelion, Matt and his buddy talk about going to the gym, and the boys discuss the recent Nintendo Direct. Odie Esty and Sebastian come on to reveal the horrifying underbelly of the Nekopara series. Also, the sissy hypno thing might be very, very real.

SEGMENT 1:

- Evangelion

- Justice League

- Nintendo Direct

SEGMENT 2:

- Old cartoons

- Jaleel White as Sonic

- Gym talk

- Magic the Gathering

- Chapelle's new special

- Deep fakes

- Call of Cthulhu

- Capcom games

- Nekopara

- Discord drama

- Roleplaying in FFXIV

- Sissy hypno

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt flies solo for the first segment, until special guest Mitch arrives and is able to record show notes. The guys talk about how Fear Inoculum sucks, the Funimation audio leaks, and Dylan comes on to talk about Astral Chain.

SEGMENT 1:

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SEGMENT 2:

- Ninja Warriors

- Fear Inoculum sucks

- Ziltoid the Omniscient

- The Funimation leak

- ProJared cancels cancel culture

- Drifters

- Metal Shark Bro

- Talk Bernie to Me

- Sly Cooper and inFamous

- Kamen Rider has Stuart Copeland nightcore in it

- Astral Chain

- Borderlands 3

- Justin Roiland is an unfunny goon

- Godzilla

- Horror movies on Hulu

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys clown on the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing, Matt's off Facebook for good, Mitch can't tell the difference between black women, and some nerd comes on to talk about tokusatsu. Our feed was down for so long because the site it's on is run by Indians, so I forget who it was. It was probably Blake, because he's all about that gay stuff.

SEGMENT 1:

- Peter Stormaire

- Nicktoons

- Getting rid of your Facebook

- Zoloft

- Dreams

- OneyPlays

SEGMENT 2:

- Rat on the beat

- The intricate differences between the Sonic games

- Sonic fan-art

- Power Rangers lore

- Tokusatsu

- Twitch drama

- Lootcrate

- Anime figures

- Mitch can't tell black women apart

- Which Pokemon would you bone?