Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch talk 80's rock, the oriental tricks of Joanne Gaines, their disillusionment with April Fools, and the new plague on YouTube: smug furries folding their arms.

SHOW NOTES:

- Ram ranch

- David Bowie

- 80's Rush slaps

- We are Cum Town 2

- The word cum

- Carly Rae Jepsen and Happy Macklemore

- Joker

- Bumblebee

- Kung-Fu Hustle

- Fixer Upper

- Hibachi

- Two Evil Eyes and The Curious Case of Mr. Metokur

- Rat on the beat

- We do asian accents for like 5 minutes

- April Fools stuff

- Fruits Basket

- Mob Psycho II finale

- Part 5

- Doujins

- Triple Threat

- Sekiro

- Odie's videos

- The Mandela Effect

- Furries folding their arms

- T-rex facts

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch is out, so Matt reads more of the Sonic SatAM magnum opus fanfiction: Daylight Savings! Also, his dumb broad girlfriend plays through Sonic 1 on stream, so sorry, audio-only people. Go check the YouTube page for that visual stimulation.

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch tries to fill our dark souls with light, Matt talks about movies, Al Dente promises us a Neverland, and Shane Dawson totally didn't have sex with his cat.

SHOW NOTES:

- Octopath Traveller

- American Vandals

- Newgrounds art request

- The Dolls

- Spoony's car accident

- Devil May Cum

- Deadpool 2

- Mortal Kumbat

- Hulu cummercials and originals

- Blue Oyster Cum

- Bands transitioning between decades

- Music streaming services and untrue shuffle

- Anime cumventions

- Dororo

- Promised Neverland

- Furries

- The cum legacy

- Shane Dawson and his platonic relationship with his cat

- Criteria One

- Olde English

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt attempts to leave Neverland, Mitch talks about the tryhard, anti-man propaganda that is "Love, Death, Robots", Chuck warns everyone not to move to California, and we come to the conclusion that living in the city, you know you have to survive, you've got to keep the dream alive, but everything is terrible, so move somewhere rural where They Who Shall Not Be Named can't control your thoughts, emotions, etc.

SHOW NOTES:

- Leaving Neverland

- Love Death Robots

- Resident Evil 2

- Jojo and Mob Psycho 100

- Pope of Grenwich Village

- Terrifyer

- Illumination Mario movie

- Harry Potter

- Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

- Devil May Cry

- Yo! Noid 2: Game of a Year Edition

- Kingdom Hearts III

- Chuck's house burned down again

- Sonic

- Amazon Music

- WorldWarBot

- Epic Games Store and other launchers

- That New Zealand thing

- Political discourse on social media (or lack thereof)

- Joe Dini

- The R Kelly interview

- Telephone funnies

- Mafia

- True crime podcasts

- Gaming-and-YouTube personalities

- Cities suck

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch are Abducted in Plain Sight by Mr. X, who is actually Dylan, who talks to them about Kamen Rider for like an hour and a half. The great debate of subs vs dubs rages on, and we discover a brilliant loophole in the warranty of IKEA furniture. (Tip: bang someone really hard on a BESTÅ BURS until that jawn breaks.)

SHOW NOTES:

- Trevor Noah

- Ralph Bakshi

- The Bounty

- Mississippi Burning

- 2 new Carly Rae Jepsen bangers

- Pokemon Sword and Shield

- Abducted in Plain Sight

- Resident Evil 2

- Gaming podcasts

- Anthem

- Apex Legends

- Overwatch

- REmakes

- Kamen Rider

- Devil May Cry

- Maddox and Dick Masterson

- Gonna cry?

- Stoner movies

- Jojo

- Cowboy Bebop

- Subs vs dubs

- Rat on the beat

- Banging on IKEA furniture

- Starlink

- Mitch thinks everythings sucks

- Vinyl records

- Detective Pikachu

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch warns everyone of the soyboy propaganda included in HelloFresh boxes, Matt declares he is mouth-celibate, and JACK BLACK HAS OFFICIALLY DONE BLACKFACE, SHUT IT DOWN

SHOW NOTES:

- KFC in the UK

- Link he come to town

- Sonic statue on some random road in rural Japan

- Social media is poison

- Troll and Troll 2

- Hello Fresh comes with Soylent

- Jack Blackface

- Things are old and so are we

- Tim Burton and Batman

- Tony Hawk

- Mortal Kombat

- Sonic and the Infinite N-Word Pass

- Star Wars and racism

- Fake hate crimes

- Space Jam 2

- Female orgasms

- Reggie stepping down

- Videogame cartoons

- Beer

- The absolute state of the games industry

- Matt the Mocel

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, we lay our core values bare. Mitch talks up Tetris 99, Matt is terrified of the Will Smith Genie, and there's a whole bunch of internal spergery discuss, related to the Discord. Dylan also fills us in on the nontroversy surrounding Catherine: Full Body, and we make Juice the official third mic of the show!

SHOW NOTES:

- Core values

- Far Cry New Dawn

- Mob Psycho 100

- Domestic Girlfriend

- Tetris 99

- Final Fantasy IX

- Will Smith Genie

- Avatar 2

- Dylan's Boogie video

- Seal, DC, and Aquaman

- Steven Universe

- Juice is the 3rd mic

- Discord spergery

- Law and Order

- Catherine and "transphobia"

- Netlfix/Hulu Originals

- Black entertainment

- Juice's death metal album

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, we are the winners of Eurovision, Mitch takes us for a ride on the Groove Coaster, and a long-time listener, first-time caller walks us through Warhammer!

SHOW NOTES:

- Blow

- Paul Reubens

- Fire Emblem Awakening

- Eurovision

- Forced popularity

- Anti-Trump tryhard stuff

- Chinken nunget

- Groove Coaster

- Rat on the Beat

- Vinyl

- Michael Jackson

- Warhammer

- The Outer Worlds

- Devil May Cry 5

- The Silver Case

- Fate/Stay Night

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Odie Esty hops on to discuss Kingdom Hearts 3 with Mitch, Matt orders the blackest manga of all time, Mortis gets us all nostalgic for LEGO games on PC, and we can't wait until the day we get to see Joaquin Phoenix running through the streets citing race-based crime statistics.

SHOW NOTES:

- Dog Ni**a (I only censored it because iTunes is impossible to deal with, in the event it would have gotten our feed removed. This is the world we live in now. Revolt.)

- Travis Strikes Again, Again

- Kingdom Hearts 3

- Shaggy memes

- Dragonball Super

- REmake 2

- LEGO Rock Raiders

- Strange Telephone

- Sonic Fan Art

- Bollywood flicks

- Sonicfox

- The Joker

- Neil Breen

- ASMR

- Giantess porn

- The Polar Vortex

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch talk with Odie Esty about their experiences so far with Travis Strikes Again, Salacious Crumb cracks open the fact that the Treyvon shooting was just a viral ad campaign for Skittles, and old friend Al Dente calls in to talk about her recent experiences with the elitist cosplay culture at various conventions. Oh, and Blake is the catalyst for the Les Enfants Terribles project or something.

SHOW NOTES:

- Children's cartoons

- Travis Strikes Again

- No More Heroes

- The Sudaverse

- Anime

- Chinatown

- Fyre

- Porsalin's Owen Benjamin documentary

- MAGfest

- Smash Bros

- The Treyvon shooting was a viral Skittles marketing ad

- Mitch's NYC trip

- The Night Comes For Us

- The Messenger

- Battle of the Blakes

- UHF

- Glass

- Castlevania

- Mega Man

- Metroid-likes

- WayForward

- Fire Punch

- Convention and cosplay culture