You can't keep two good jagoffs down! Matt and Mitch make their triumphant return with The Career Suicide Podcast! New name, new format, but same basic show.

This week on The Career Suicide Podcast, we're basically taking this baby for a test run, as we invite almost all of the regulars on our Discord to call in and say their piece about whatever they feel like! Giant Rat tells some amazing stories about working for the phone company, Dylan convinces us to buy Travis Strikes Again, and we're pretty sure Newt is gonna end up on the news one of these days.

Be sure to join us on our Discord server, so you can be on the show too! https://discord.gg/DdryYUd

SHOW NOTES:

- Matt's workout habits

- Blake has a boyfriend

- The end of Random Assault

- Rat's literally gay telephone story

- Red Dead 2

- Shanghai Joe

- Chinese racism

- Travis Strikes Again

- Hellboy

- Dad jokes

- Messing with Alexa

- Marathon

- Aquaman

- Vento Aureo

- New theme song

- Glass

- Ben Shapiro

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we bid you all adieu! Bob from Germany joins us on this final episode of Random Assault, to talk about podcasts cucking out and getting soft, Wandersong, and how country girls make do. Don't worry, though. Matt and Mitch will be back in The Career Suicide Podcast!

SEGMENT 1:

- The last episode

- Alexa

- The age of entitlement

- Podcasts selling out and getting soft

- Rage-baiters

- YouTube and the algorithm

- Pixel horror games

SEGMENT 2:

- Threesomes

- Wandersong

- Master System

- Mario vs Alex Kidd

- The games that started us on this dark path

- Castlevania

- Smash Bros

- Scarface

- Nintendo and ROMs

- Earthbound

- New 3DS

- Saboteur

- Amiga and chiptunes

- Knock Knock

- The Missing

- Haunting of Hill House and Netflix dramas

- Horror flicks

- Tiny knives and tattoos

- Country girls make do

- Cultural differences between Canada, UK, and Germany

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, new listener ZimZam hops on the show right before we have to start shutting this whole thing down! We talk about the sexual chocolate that is Seal, everyone's favorite forsaken internet personalities, and how Randy Newman is gonna take this country back for the white man!

SEGMENT 1:

- JoJoposting

- Vento Aureo

- HP Lovecraft's cat

- Fanfiction

- The Nostalgia Critic

- Jontron

- Obscure Disney characters

- Morrowind

- Mass Effect

- Our future children

- Limp Bizkit

- Seal

SEGMENT 2:

- The show's Twitter

- Door-to-door politicians

- Facial hair

- Record players

- Anime

- Rick and Morty

- They Who Shall Not Be Named

- Forsaken internet personalities

- Change the Channel

- Shrek

- Randy Newman, the white supremacist

- Antifa

- Elon Musk

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, MegalaDan joins us to discuss crossover games, the terror of sleep paralysis, when the critics don't agree with the general audience, and the sexy Japanese Grinch from a forgotten Game Boy Color game!

SEGMENT 1:

- Urinary tract infection

- Healthcare

- Wario Land

- Pooping at work

- The Long Reach

- Crossover/fan games

SEGMENT 2:

- Animal Crossing

- LEGO Overwatch

- Goblin Slayer

- Castlevania

- Nightmares and sleep paralysis

- The transition to Career Suicide

- Animated emoji's

- Christmas

- Flashdrives

SEGMENT 3:

- YouTube

- Music

- Internet history

- Star Wars Battlefront 2

- Critics vs audience

- Japanese sexy Grinch

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt are flying duo as they discuss that terrible Sabrina show on Netflix, the eternal war between LEGO and Playmobil, and how King of the Hill is one of the greatest shows ever made.

SEGMENT 1:

- LEGO and Playmobil

- Halloween

- JoJo Part 5

- Smash Direct

- Taiko no Tatsujin

- Bothering the neighbors

- YouTube Poop

- Sabrina the Pandering Witch

- HP Lovecraft

- Holes on radio

SEGMENT 2:

- King of the Hill

- Apu

- Shenmue

- LEGO Island

- Book fairs

- You Don't Know Jack

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 316: Why My Pee Pee Make Boston Cream? Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bombastic Blake joins us again to talk up subjects like the new anime on the block, Castlevania Season 2, Phantasmagoria, and the wonderful world of Source Filmmaker porn!

SEGMENT 1:

- New anime

- Kamen Rider

- Witches Brew Frappucino

SEGMENT 2:

- Castlevania Season 2

- Etika

- Smash leaks

- SFM porn

- Charmed

- Phantasmagoria

- Miami Connection

- Christmas specials

- Political stuff

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 315: Witch Mask Throat F**k. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Chuck (aka Largo) joins us again to talk about Pokemon Sun and Moon, The World Ends With You, dragon dildos, and what our activation phrases might be!

SEGMENT 1:

- Political assassinations

- Pokemon Sun and Moon

- Layers of Fear

- The World Ends With You

- Downwell

- Sega AGES

- Luigi

- Goblin Slayer

- Vento Aureo

- Nicholas Cage

SEGMENT 2:

- Xenoblade Chronicles

- Records

- AVGN

- Mitch the detective

- Racial casting

- Castlevania

- Dreams

- Dildos

SEGMENT 3:

- Furries

- Doug Walker

- Red Letter Media

- Bad Dragon

- Activation phrases

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 314: City Folk. Enjoy!