Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jamie joins us from across the pond to discuss a whole lot of spooky things, just in time for Halloween! This is totally being uploaded during the month of October 2018, and not the day after Halloween of that same year. We're totally not a month behind on this podcast. No sir-ee Bob.

SEGMENT 1:

- British dialect

- Matt's s**tty day

- Scooby-Doo

- JoJo

- Leprechaun

- Halloween Horror Nights

- Fortnite costumes

- Halloween

- Let's players

- Voice actors

- Wandersong

- Lindsey Lohan movies

- Gross habits

SEGMENT 2:

- Microdrift

- Skrillex

- Podcasts

- Vine compilations

- Elder Scrolls

- Violent games on Wii

- City folk

- Spooky movies and games

- Independence Day

- My Bloody Valentine

SEGMENT 3:

- The Predator

- Mandy and Argento homages

- Spiders

- Nintendo waifus

- Pokemon

- The state of comedy

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 313: When I Cum Abroad, I Get on a Big Boat. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE IS HIGHLY VISUAL-BASED, AS IT INVOLVES A LOT OF VACATION PICTURES. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT YOU LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE TO GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE.

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a heartfelt reunion, as Alex joins us to talk about his vacation in glorious Nippon! Kate also stops by to witness the weebery! Come with us on a whirlwind tour of the sights and sounds of Tokyo, Osaka, and Kyoto! Bear witness to the beauty of Engrish shirts! Wonder at how Alex and his girlfriend somehow completely missed the typhoon!

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 312: Cucking is my business... and business is good! Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we accidentally double-booked our guests, so we're joined by both Bombastic Blake and MegalaDan! Dan shares some great Star Wars Galaxies stories, Blake shares his Grindr horror stories, and Mitch gets into Megadeth. Nice story... tell it to Reader's Digest!

SEGMENT 1:

- Broadcasting

- Star Wars Galaxies

- Baahubali

- Adventures in Grindr

- Blake's stream

SEGMENT 2:

- Destiny 2

- Mega Man

- Stands

- Cartoons

- Sonic

SEGMENT 3:

- Vince McMahon

- Megadeth

- Horror movies from childhood

- Cuckery

- Dating sims

- YouTube recommendations

- Discord drama

- Nintendo Direct

- Rose City Comic-Con

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 311: Phil Dies Live On Air. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Phil-Angie joins us once again to discuss his crippling Fortnite addiction, how Naughty Dog is bad at making games, and then his dad rips him out of the podcast, so Mitch and Matt discuss things like Streets of Rage 4 and the movie Society.

SEGMENT 1:

- Bojack Horseman ripped off Phil

- Holidays

- Pokemon

- Naughty Dog is bad at making games

- Spyro Reignited Trilogy

- House Party

- Delayed Nintendo Direct

- Death Grips and stupid songs

SEGMENT 2:

- Dead by Daylight

- Discord

- Adventure Time finale

- High Guardian Spice

- Trigun

- Destiny

SEGMENT 3:

- Society (the movie, not the place we live in)

- Streets of Rage 4

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 310: Tricum. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks returns to talk about metal bands, bad anime, and living in the hellscape that is Pennsylvania. Mitch complains about Uncharted, and Matt rockets his unborn into the night sky with the announcement of Simon Belmont for Smash! (You can tell we recorded this like, a month ago, huh?)

SEGMENT 1:

- 311

- Trigun

- Outlaw Star

- Huniepop 2

- Smash Bros Direct

- Uncharted

- Living in Amish country

- Pennsylvania stories

- Sucking your own dick

SEGMENT 2:

- Coming out

- Music talk

- Podcasts are dumb

- Disenchanted

- Hardcore Henry

- Graffiti Kingdom

- Castle Rock

SEGMENT 3:

- The worst anime

- Anime games

- More anime

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 309: I'M CUMMING. Enjoy!