Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch is busy being Tim Allen in the 90's, so Matt invites his dumb broad girlfriend on to play Sonic CD. Also, there's no show notes for this episode because Matt isn't afflicted with the podcast autism that Mitch has, so yeah.

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch talks way too much about theme parks, Fatty introduces the boys to the strangely atmospheric Doom PS1 port soundtrack, and we watch the economy of 2fort reach total hat-uration.

SEGMENT 1:

- Theme park rides and animatronics

- The Lion King (the old one)

- Dreams

- Bohemian Rhapsody

- Kill la Kill IF

- The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa

SEGMENT 2:

- Doom's music

- Retro shooters

- TF2's market crash

- Selling items on Steam

- Horny anime

SEGMENT 3:

- Supermega sucks

- Mortis' drawings

Oh gawd, it's anudda Career Suicide Podcast, and we're back to the classic 3-act structure from the old podcast! Matt has some BIG news to share about how he's suddenly going to be much more wealthy and protected in the future, Mitch is feeling motivated thanks to Devil May Cry 3, the boys dissect the Cats and It Chapter 2 trailers, and then Blake comes on to talk about his experiences at Atlanta Comic Con.

SEGMENT 1:

- Matt's big news

- KyoAni arson

- Cats trailer

- IT trailer

- Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto

- Devil May Cry 3

- PlayStation menus are slow

SEGMENT 2:

- Atlanta Comic Con

- Facebook drama

- Gamer Girl Bath Water

- Feet

- Porn habits

- Inflation pics

SEGMENT 3:

- The new RRRUUUURRRUUUUS

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Wizard joins us to talk a whole heaping lot about Touhou, Mitch and Matt discuss the fact that Hollywood is just a feminist propaganda machine at this point, Mitch recaps his experience at Kupocon with the boys from Nude Clan, Al Dente talks about her experience at SGDQ with the Boys of Cringey Summer, and then Matt and Mitch push Dylan to the breaking point. It's all fun and games here, at the Career Suicide Podcast.

SHOW NOTES:

- Touhou

- Lots of Touhou

- Too much Touhou

- Midsommar

- Bandersnatch

- Jordan Peele's filmography

- Feminist propaganda

- Disney live action remakes

- Kupocon

- SGDQ

- Dylan Spergs Out

- Bloodstained

- Crash Team Racing

- Chicken poop

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks up Hi-Score Girl, Mitch complains about Spotify randomly changing their "Like" system, and we get to the bottom of Blake's secret ties to the Talmud.

- Hi-Score Girl

- Bloodstained

- Dark Crystal

- Toy Story 4

- Hollow Knight

- Disgaea

- Evangelion

- Blake's secret Jewish heritage and receding hairline

- Midsummer

- Babylon 5

- Keanu Reeves

- Spotify

- Star Wars

- Funko Pops

- Black Mirror

- Chris Chan's self-inflicted taint wound

- Kindergarten Cop

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch give their hot E3 takes, Odie Esty talks about some edgy manga and the new Godzilla flick, and Wizard talks about getting an MRI and going to an anime convention with his dad.

SHOW NOTES:

- Gravity Rush

- Blaster Master Zero 2

- E3

- Tifa

- Smash Bros DLCs

- No More Heroes 3

- Dorohedoro

- Godzilla: King of the Monsters

- Simpsons pulling episodes

- Wizard goes to the hospital

- Sack Anime

- Eatman

- Dagon

- The Dark Crystal

- Juice's final thoughts

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gushes about Detective Pikachu and the new Carly Rae Jepsen record, Matt talks about shooting guns and watching hentai in a theater, Rat talks about getting kicked out of a fancy-schmancy Holiday Inn, and Odie sings us the song of Flippy.

SHOW NOTES:

- Detective Pikachu

- Ghost Stories (not the anime)

- The Clovehitch Killer

- Rootin' tootin' cowboy shootin'

- Watching hentai in a theater

- Rat on the beat

- The Pokemon anime

- Xenophobia in North Dakotia

- Getting kicked out of the illustrious Holiday Inn outside Chicago Heights

- Galidor

- Bionicle

- Battle of the Blakes

- Fixer Upper

- Indonesian cinema

- New CRJ album

- Godzilla

- Chernobyl

- Eurovision

- Game of Thrones

- Dylan Quest

- Porsalin's Sargon documentary

- The Flippy saga

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch touch on the Sonic trailer, talk with Sebastian and other fans a whole lot about Mob Psycho 100 and One Punch Man Season 2, discover a very spicy manga by the same dude who made Baki the Grappler, apparently, and figure out what the best object is to replace your testicles with.

SHOW NOTES:

- Sonic

- The Predator

- One Punch Man

- Autotune

- The N word

- Butterbeer

- Replacing your balls with stuff

- Avengers Endgay

- Ploobis

- Meme songs

- Laughing at our old bits

- The Vic Minognia scandal

- Turning around community guideline strikes

- Mob Psycho 100

- More One Punch Man

- Sargon

- Danberu nan Kiro Moteru

- Working out

- Trying to have sex with your dentist

- Messing with glowsticks

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt goes to that anime store run out of someone's house, which leads into a ton of trading card game talk between Mitch and Carolus Rex. Mitch talks about the oddly addicting but really crappy Conan Exiles, we tell people that Glenn Danzig DEFINITELY doesn't eat his own cum, and Mitch and Odie Esty argue about Atlus' business practices for like a half hour while Matt retweets a ton of hentai, probably.

SHOW NOTES:

- Generation Otaku

- Yu-Gi-Oh

- Magic the Gathering

- TCG talk

- Newfoundland facts

- Conan Exiles

- Glenn Danzig DEFINITELY doesn't eat his own cum

- Accused of snortos peepee

- Mortal Kombat 11

- Kill la Kill

- Wario Land

- Persona 5 Scramble

- Persona 5 the Royal

- Atlus' business practices

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch regales us with tales of his trip to Universal Studios, Matt talks about new anime based on older manga, they talk about the whole Notre Dame thing, and discover the horrifying truth of a guy who runs an anime store out of his apartment.

SHOW NOTES:

- The Secret Life of Pets 2

- Universal Studios

- Medieval Times

- Cabana Bay

- Child's Play

- Horror remakes

- Notre Dame burning

- The Expanse

- Fruits Basket

- Baki the Grappler

- YouTubers we're tired of

- Do you even lift?

- Bubba Gump

- Cooking

- Candy

- Paper straws

- Roller coasters

- Anime store in a guy's house

- Mexican candy/juice

- Rat on the beat

- Dating a black girl

- Jojo memes

- Real, truthful, non-alleged facts