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  • 2026 Emmy Nominations
    The PITT Vs. Hacks

    The gent's get together to chat this years Emmy Nominees but mostly just pick whether or not we're looking at a PITT-agory or a Hack-agory

    Last year we, against all odds, weren't all that far off on our predictions so this year we brought in the odds from he who shall not be named until they sponsor next year's podcast (jk it's Kalshi; you knew it)

    Meh Spoilers

    Sure we sort of spoil some stuff but you probably already watched it so whatever!

    Got an idea for a future show? Hate our picks? Email us at: [email protected]

    1 hr 10 min
  • Spider-Man: Brand New Day Ranked?
    A Trip to the Cinema

    Yes, us bro's all made it out to pump Saxy's Disney stock and see the most recent Marvel-Summer-Action-Flick in Spider-Man: Brand New Day

    Was it good, was it great, was it only oh-tay? You should already have your formed opinion but take a listen to what these gibroni's have to say...

    Spoiling WILL TOTALLY Occur

    Yeah we pretty much spoil the important stuff in this one. Big time. I mean, you've probably seen it but if you haven't yet just do it and come back; we ain't going nowhere

    Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

    49 min
  • Fast and Furious Ranked! Part 2
    Family, Pt 2

    Time to finish it off...last week we dug through the dregs of the Fast and Furious series; you know, the ones that were on the wrong side of Tokyo Drift...

    Now we're making our way through our top 6, yes the good ones! What's going to be number one? Will Tofu find a non-Charlize Theron character to hate on? Listen now and find out!

    Spoiling WILL Occur

    Yeah we pretty much spoil these movies. These are the 'lowest' ranked ones though so unless you're going to sink two-plus hours of your life into

    Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

    1 hr 4 min
  • Fast and Furious Ranked! Part I
    WE BACK!

    The Summer is the Summer folks and for the last half year we've been 'hard at work', chipping away at the Fast and Furious franchise and after much deliberation the ranking is ready...

    As always: when you put together rankings some things have to be 'last' and, well, these films are those. Join us as we dig deep into the bottom half of our Fast and Furious movie rankings!

    Spoiling WILL Occur

    Yeah we pretty much spoil these movies. These are the 'lowest' ranked ones though so unless you're going to sink two-plus hours of your life into

    Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

    1 hr 2 min
  • The Triple Threat No. 1: The Results
    Been a While...

    The crew's been out of town here and there (you know; it's the Summer) and Eggburger is visiting Disney for the rest of us; say hi to Chewie for me

    While we're enjoying the splendors of Summer: take a listen to our report-back on our recommendations from the first Triple Threat. Find out if Tofu finally did watch Shawshank...

    Spoiling WILL Occur

    Yeah we pretty much spoil these movies so if you're trying not to hear spoilers what the hell, one of them is a documentary. Are facts spoilable? I guess ask the President lol

    Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

    38 min
  • What We're Watching Early Summer Update + The Triple Threat No. 1
    What's New?

    The bois check in on what we've been watching lately including Mando & Grogu, Masters, MKII, Backrooms, Obsession, and more! Also Egg Burger puts everyone else on the podcast to shame with how many films he's seen this year before we get into our Ranked! The Movies Podcast Triple Threat

    Merriam-Webster defines a Triple Threat as 'a person adept in three different fields of activity so the three's of us decided to pick some films to force everyone else (and you) to watch! From a brand, spankin' new doc to some oldies, but goodies, we've got your next watch on lock!

    Spoiling WILL Occur

    We go whole hog on Mando & Grogu so if you're trying not to hear spoilers, rut roh...

    Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

    55 min
  • Getting Cultured According to Letterboxd II
    Does the Innernet Know Better?

    In yet another 'Worlds First' here at Ranked! The Movies Podcast, we're again leveraging the power of random numbers to watch and rate two films that almost certainly never have been discussed in tandem: 1946's The Best Years of Our Lives and 2025's Final Destination: Bloodlines

    Sure: they're completely disparate movies from utterly different eras of film but boy are they both pretty solid watches. Join us as we dig deep into these classics?

    Spoiling WILL Occur

    We absolutely will be spoiling these films. God knows you've seen Requiem but go catch Sherlock Jr

    Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

    34 min
  • What We’re Watching: Spring 2026
    So Much To See!

    We’re always watching all kinds of new, old, and esoteric media so on today’s episode we take a look back through the wide world of what we've been watching recently

    From game shows to movies we talk through everything that’s on our screens that isn’t the NHL Playoffs; go Wild!

    SOME Spoiling WILL Occur

    We don’t spoil anything that wasn’t released in the last decade…but Tofu definitely spoils part of 1986’s Chopping Mall

    Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

    40 min
  • Getting Cultured According to Letterboxd
    An Exercise to Better Ourselves

    In a 'Worlds First' here at Ranked! The Movies Podcast, we're are pairing two films that almost certainly never have been discussed in tandem: 1924's Sherlock Jr and 2000's Requiem for a Dream

    Using the power of 'Random Numbers' we're digging into the most beloved films on Letterboxd and making our way through them, hopefully culturing ourselves and y'all. Or maybe it's just an intricate means to kill time while we work on the next major film ranking; who knows!

    Spoiling WILL Occur

    We absolutely will be spoiling these films. God knows you've seen Requiem but go catch Sherlock Jr

    Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

    39 min
  • UPDATED: Scream Ranked!
    Damn, They Did it Again

    Well we've already ranked the series so we couldn't help ourselves from updating our overall series rankings and giving Scream 7 our overall thoughts

    I mean, it was a Scream film of all Scream films...right? Sure...but where do we rank it? Surprise: it was not unanimous!

    Oh yeah we spoil stuff...

    Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers somewhat throughout so tread lightly if you actually care!

    Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

    40 min

About Ranked!

From the publisher's feed

Egg Burger, Saxy Maxy, and Tofu Lang take a look into Movies, pop culture, and anything else that's 'entertaining' us

From the Red Carpet to the Razzies, we'll watch it all