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  • Gunfighter Paradise
    Another Screener!

    We got another screener, and this one was really quite thought provoking (so def not that first one we got oh my God...)

    Regardless we all took something away from this one in addition to a newfound respect for the vision and execution Jethro Waters displays in Gunfighter Paradise

    Spoiling WILL Occur

    We absolutely will be spoiling this worthwhile watch so go give it a watch!

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    21 min
  • Oops All V's!
    Viva Verdi

    We get all kinds of fun inquiries to watch new films, which has been a mixed bag, but this time we got a great one. So great, in fact: it was nominated for an Oscar! Holy shnikees! So we open by reviewing Yvonne Russo's Viva Verdi; a documentary film exploring Casa Verdi, it's history, and most importantly: it's residents

    V for Vendetta

    And it wouldn't be right if we did an 'oops all V's' episode without including V for Vendetta; a, maybe too close to home right now, movie that was recommended to us through memes and the internet. More to come there...

    Vidja Games

    Finally: Tofu Lang waxes poetic about some new video games he's recently acquired; and they weren't all great...plus exclusive lore drop on what his name really means!

    Spoiling WILL Occur

    We absolutely will be spoiling some of the movies so listen at your own risk! ooooh scary!

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    39 min
  • Friday the 13th Ranked! Part II
    Finishing What We Started...

    Picking up where we left off last Friday the 13th: let's finish off our ranking of all 12 films in the franchise

    In today's episode we dig into the films that shook out as our top 6 Friday the 13th's. Definitely some surprises and of course, all the classics!

    Spoiling WILL Occur

    We absolutely will be spoiling all of these movies!

    Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

    1 hr 23 min
  • 2026 Oscar Predictions
    These Movies Are Good

    Yeah I know we already pumped up 2026 as an outstanding year for film but 2025 wasn't too shabby itself...

    Join us as we discuss what we want to win, what we think will win, and what the oddsmakers think should win in pretty much all the super major award categories; as well as a few of our other favorites!

    Mild Spoilage Incoming

    I mean, if you haven't seen these maybe assess your life choices and but be advised we will allude to the ending in Weapons...

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    56 min
  • 2026 Razzie Predictions
    Welcome to Saxy's World

    Often the world is a sad place and artistic expression is one of the few things that really has the power to uplift ones spirt. However: sometimes art can make things worse and that's where the Razzies comes in

    We crunched the numbers, we watched the slop, and we've got our frontrunners for all Razzie categories this year and even a category that isn't currently listed!

    If it's already bad can it be spoiled?

    Yeah, we sort of lay out the cards of the Razzie nominee films here so if you actually care about these films (god bless your soul) listen with caution

    Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

    49 min
  • Friday the 13th Ranked! Part I
    We had to...

    There was no way in a year with consecutive Friday the 13th's we'd forget to cover the mammoth series that is Friday the 13th!

    In today's episode we wade through the dregs of the franchise and drop our 'bottom 6' films in the series. Basically: wanna know the worst film in the Friday the 13th franchise? Find out here!

    Spoiling WILL Occur

    We absolutely will be spoiling all of the best, but mostly the worst, parts of these movies. Come on; the most recent entry in the franchise was over a decade ago so if you haven't seen it maybe this will be the nudge you need?

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    1 hr 27 min
  • January 2026 Movie and TV Potpourri
    What's Keeping Us Sane?

    We probably should've already seen Hamnet but these bro's just haven't bit the bullet yet so this week each 'bro' brings in a a topic of discussion, appreciation, or trivia to the table and we chop it up!

    From mid 2000's acoustic duos to what's on the sliver screen today/tomorrow we've got a variety show for y'all!

    Spoiling May Occur?

    We don't spoil any super new thangs (I mean, it's January...), but if you don't want Egg Burger to influence your opinion of Mercy, I guess watch that first?

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    35 min
  • 2026 Oscar & Razzie Nominations
    Invites Have Been Sent

    and we know who's up for awards (and demerits in the Razzies case) for all Oscar and Razzie categories!

    We start with the Razzies and Saxy's predictive model and then move on to a quick run down of major Oscar categories and some snap judgements about winners and snubs

    Limited Spoilage...

    Sure there are some light spoilers here but we're more speaking about folks' performances. Although the Razzies...we don't hold back really

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    34 min
  • 2025 Top 5 Films Ranked!
    The Approach of Awards Season

    With the Oscar Nominations coming out later this week this group of highly intelligent gentlemen wanted to get ahead of the voters and get out each of our top 5 films from 2025

    We start with some shout outs and then ascend through our Top Five movies from last year. Agree or disagree? Let us know at: [email protected]

    Oh yeah we spoil stuff...

    Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers somewhat throughout so tread lightly or just watch some good movies and listen without fear!

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    1 hr 16 min
  • What We're Watcing + War of the Worlds (2025)
    What's Good + Punishment

    The gents chop up what new movies and/or TV we've been consuming lately; a great way to sense the pulse of the room if you will

    And we round out the episode by digging deep into a movie that Saxy will maybe be digging even more this Razzie season, Amazon's: War of the Worlds (2025)

    Spoilers; definitely...

    We do our best not to give away anything from Marty Supreme or other good material but we don't hold back on War of the Worlds...

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    48 min

About Ranked!

From the publisher's feed

Egg Burger, Saxy Maxy, and Tofu Lang take a look into Movies, pop culture, and anything else that's 'entertaining' us

From the Red Carpet to the Razzies, we'll watch it all