Ranked!

We're Still Not Really Ranking Here...

Back at it again with the white vans and the second part of our deep dive into what movies are coming out in 2026 and what we can't wait to see!

In this episode, we'll rejoin our conversation from earlier, picking up where we left off in July!

Spoilers?

We don't really hold back talking about past movies so if you're holding out watching Superman 2025, maybe tread lightly?

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Not Really Ranking Here...

We're looking ahead to the bright, shiny object that is 2026 film releases! And boy are there a lot out there...over 60 that we want to bring up!

In this episode, we'll talk through the first six month's of releases next year; from the Odyssey's and oddities

Spoilers?

We don't really hold back talking about past movies so if you're holding out watching Superman 2025, maybe tread lightly?

Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

The Reason for the Season

There was a 0% chance we'd make it through the holiday's without throwing out our seasonal favorites!

Join us as we run through each of our top 5 Christmas films (or for Saxy, Fargo and 4 other Christmas Classics)

Oh yeah we spoil stuff...

Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!

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ALL RIGHTY THEN!

Over his illustrious career, Jim Carrey has played a wide range of roles; so how to 3 yokels synthesize it? With an excel document

From serious to silly, check out our top 8 Jim Carrey films, ranked!

Oh yeah we spoil stuff...

Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!

Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

WhatWeWatchin

Let's check in on what's piling up on our DVR's and what's actually worth making time to view. From old classics that still hold up to that new new

Speaking of that new new: we watched a new movie! Was it the modern equivalent of a 'direct to video'? Perhaps

Were we directly contacted at the below email to watch and review? Yes

Would we put up posters and wear clothing from the movie if they sent it to us? Absolutely. We can be bought

Oh yeah we spoil stuff...

Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!

Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

Thankful for Good Film

To us: The Autumn Wind is a Raiders of the Lost Ark so we're in full Thanksgiving mode for today's show. I mean; what even is a Thanksgiving movie anyways?

Well there are actually a few, Thanksgiving oriented films (and TV specials) worth giving thanks for this Fall season so get ready to retread some classics like the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Special and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and buckle up for Eli Roth's 2023 thriller: Thanksgiving!

Oh yeah we spoil stuff...

Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!

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Punishment?

Though it was originally supposed to be a punishment for the loser: this years' Packers/Cowboys tie resulted in us all recommending actually good movies to one another

Join us as we talk through Nightwatch (1997), The Night House (2021), and Waiting for Guffman (1996). One of these things is not like the others, huh...

Oh yeah we spoil stuff...

Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!

Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: [email protected]

Oops All Kabukiman

And it's not really a ranking...but gosh darn it: we watched it and now we're going to talk about it! Did you even realize Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD even existed?

No, we didn't think so and you're welcome for now learning something like this even happened (and, much less, was funded by Bandai Namco [yeah...that Bandai Namco])

Join us as we try to hold it together and put reigns on Tofu to talk through this piece of 90's B movie magic

Oh yeah we spoil stuff...

Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!

Tofu's Favorite Troma Films:

• The Toxic Avenger
• Citizen Toxie
• Cannibal: The Musical

THE DEEPER CUTS:

• Class of Nuke 'Em High
• Surf Nazi's Must Die
• Combat Shock
• Rabid Grannies
• Tromeo and Juliette
• Terror Firmer

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Scream Season

Alright, we're in the thick of scary movie season and what better a series to dissect than, in Tofu's words, 'the best horror movie series' with all six Scream films

A series that pays homage to the genre while balancing in misdirection and 4th wall shattering with the tradition of the slasher, let's dig into Scream!

Oh yeah we spoil stuff...

Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!

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Ok, we're really getting spooky for real this time

You've already heard our collective ranking of the Ghostbusters film series, now we open the kimono let y'all in on what's making the cut for each of our individual Halloween watch lists

We've got our yearly stalwarts, our 'off the beaten path' picks, and a few random things we haven't seen yet but are finally going to attempt to commit to

Spoilers but does it matter?

I mean, you know what happens...

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