Rantermeisters

Rantermeisters

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Rantermeisters episodes

  • Episode 31 - Mount Rantmore 4th July Special - Steve the Crested Gecko

    Rantermeisters returns with our MURICA special! We had two attempts at this episode as the first one, which was due to go live on 5th July had no usable audio!


    But we are back ranting and ranking some of our personal top 4s and almost getting into a full scale argument about something very silly!


    We have listener submissions from @Scottishjuggalo, @Millwallchris1, @realchrisbellis, @totalsteveo, @Mrrodgers88, @tresbutler and @DanGriffin21 along with an honest question for all of our lovely ranters!


    To all our American listeners, I am not sorry for the music. Love you all!

    1 hr 40 min
  • Episode 30 - Q is for My Arm Tastes Like Switzerland - Q&A Special

    And just like that, Episode 30 is up.


    A milestone for Rantermeisters and to celebrate arriving at Q on the A-Z of Ranting, we asked our faithful legion to ASK US ANYTHING!


    CRABS, BEES, CLIFF RICHARD AND MORE!


    Guest questions from @Mortyjr5, @DanGriffin21, @KonnorKnowsFooty, @ScottishJuggalo as well as our harem on Facebook!


    Enjoy!


    PS If you could take the time, wherever you get your podcasts from, to review our show we would love to get this Rantertrain on its way to give us some followers!


    Love you xx

    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 29 - P is for Norbs

    The next step on the A-Z of ranting is all things P.


    We compare wedding speeches, there are cameos from Ben's wife (who threatens to bite @tresbutler) and dog (who didn't appreciate us mentioning paws too many times), and discuss at worrying length the pros and cons of Pork.


    Away from the silly shenanigans we again discuss one of Ben's very deep and very personal topics which we both hope helps raise awareness for people in a similar position.


    Next we for Q we need your questions! ASK US ANYTHING!

    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 28 - O is for the Nut Man
    Rantermeisters returns for another soiree into the A-Z by visiting all things O.
    Things go very wrong from the outset as Ben makes a boob whilst apologising to two forgotten ranters. One glitch in the matrix later and there is one friend brain and a deliberately terse response to @tresbutler!
    There's a lot of odd light action and we answer the big questions...
    What would Thanos look like a human? Who's hair worn down makes him look like teenage Hulk Hogan? Who gets fascinated by little sticky men AND sticky nuts?
    Plus the post credits includes what Beans gets up to during Ben's worryingly often walkaways!
    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 27 - N is for Swedish Ladybits
    This week we venture into the second half of the alphabet with all things N-related! Narcolepsy Narcolepsy Narcolepsy.
    Many a tangent is also discussed. What is seeping through James' ceiling? What genitalia caused a queue for Ben? Which county is SO far away? Does James know anything about Lex Luger? What is Mr Wobblyman's back story?
    All this and more.
    Rants also from @DanGriffin21 @SJPWords @uttrob and @camgriff92!
    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 26 - M is for Perished Grubnuts and Confused Corn

    The boys return to discuss all things M on the A-Z of Ranting. We experience Melon talk with Cheesy Beans, chubby Lego men, what mange tout is really about and why money is so annoying. Also, we are witnesses to a Twitter altercation between @camgriff92 and @tresbutler!


    Officially we are now half way through the alphabet! Thanks for sticking with us so far - more fun to come!

    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode 25 - L is for Odd Pocket of Madness

    RANTERMEISTERS RETURNS!


    After a few weeks away due to illnesses, University deadlines and appearance on the Morty & Fitch Show, The A-Z of Ranting is back with all things L!


    Ben & James celebrate 25 episodes of Rantermeisters and discuss communication breakdowns, Bertie Bassett, Steve Coogan's offspring, a bona fide Knight of the Realm as well as potential couples and pretentious crabs among other things.


    However, we do end with a very serious topic from Lord Cheesy Beans which is deeply personal to both the Ranters. As this episode is going live during Mental Health Awareness week we both ask that if anyone just needs someone to talk to, feel free to contact us on the normal channels.


    We love you guys, keep being awesome, its good to be back

    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 24 - K is for Things You Do in the Bath With an Egg Poacher

    We arrive at K on the A-Z of ranting this week and it is a STRAAANGE stop we take...


    There is a genuine contender for the title of Moron of Morons in our Moron of the Week Choices, Ben can't balance balls, James isn't keen on spicy music and what bath-related homework do we give for one of the Godfathers of the Pod?


    In addition @MrRodgers88 has major control over our feedback session!

    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 23 - J is for Porcelain Sparrow

    We return for another instalment of our A-Z of ranting! Getting close to the half way mark now and we stop at J.


    What doesn't James like about Jumble sales? What makes Ben ripple? Why should Jeremy Clarkson just go away? Why is The Rock so damn talented?


    All this and more on this week's episode. Now, anyone for a whirly?

    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 22 - I is for Fleece-Clad Rain vs. Reverse Nippletopia ft. Morty & Fitch

    The A-Z of ranting returns this week with two healthy ranters!

    I proves to be a tricky one initially but it swiftly descends into chaos.

    We talk the true definition of snow, before discussing how unfairly Irish accents are treated by society.

    Then it all goes a bit weird. We decide to randomly call Morty and Fitch to join us for our feedback session. The self confessed Greek God of idiocy and Michael Jackson's twin have a pygmy gloat, deploy laser glasses and talk Dalmatian skin.

    We end with medical conditions for the insane thanks to Reverse Nippletopia and Mort lacking in the lip department to the tune of one.

    RANTERMEISTERS IS BACK BABY!

    1 hr 26 min

About Rantermeisters

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Welcome to Rantermeisters! A place dedicated to be able to air grievances, woes, rants and comedy stories or anecdotes! Get it off your chest. Get rid of the anger. Join Ben (@largelyspeaking) on a random, tangent-filled journey through all things annoying!