Rantermeisters

Rantermeisters

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Rantermeisters episodes

  • Episode 11 - A is for Pie Jelly

    Our first foray into the A-Z of ranting sees us tackle G. I kid, I kid we tackle all things beginning with A that wind us up.

    Ben gets angry about Andy from CBeebies and James gets frosty about ASMR among other things!

    Listener submissions are discussed and it seems one of the hosts disagrees vehemently about Astronauts.

    In this long old epic episode, there are many laughs but we end with our Boiling Point which is a deep topic that is very important to both Ben and James.

    We hope you enjoy this first step on the A-Z!

    2 hr 39 min
  • Episode 10 - Christmas - Allergic to Legs ft. James
    Ben and returning guest and NEW co-host of Rantermeisters James discuss all things Christmas! Music and Movies and Lights and Fooooood!
    Also contains a worrying amount of references to Idi Amin and features a guest appearance by Kamala the Ugandan Giant.
    Embrace the Christmassy Madness!
    We also explore the plans for Rantermeisters for 2023 and the random shenanigans that will follow!
    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all from Team Rantermeisters!
    1 hr 51 min
  • Episode 9 - One Yank and Hey Presto! ft. Sam Rodgers

    Sam joins Ben for his podcast debut. We get everything from toilet roll placement, Sheryl Crow's insanity, how much to fit on a bagging area, Bull Buchanan's fire alarm business to live-action chair building shenanigans.


    Mrs. Rantermeisters gets involved and drops a bombshell that when talking about Buchanans she prefers Neil to Bull. I could see her logic in the end (more because I look like the Head).


    We finish off discussing the mighty Brian Blessed and what face Bernard Cribbins would have pulled if the Wombles had had fart issues!

    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 8 - Falling Asleep to the Right to Censor Music ft. Scottish Danny

    This week Scottish Danny joins Ben to have a good rant. It worryingly doesn't take Danny long to start talking about murders in shopping centres but it's followed up with serious talk about how disabilities are portrayed in the media.

    There is a fair amount of wrestling talk as well along with a Rob Conway run-in.

    A brutal and incredibly honest insight in this episode. It was a really enjoyable one to record!

    Enjoy!

    HOST'S NOTE - After the recording Danny wanted to make me aware the site of the Shopping Centre incident was in fact in Swansea and not Stratford, just in case the lawyers are listening!! :D

    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode 7 - I Took a Bite and Started Frothing ft. Dan Griffin
    Rantermeisters returns with an epic rant from the Northern Mushroom Bandit himself Mr. Dan Griffin! Purple Moose Brewery get some love and
    the big topics and questions are addressed here:
    Never order a coffee at the cinema
    Why does the old man have a fireman's hat?
    What Crash Bandicoot character does Jacob Rees-Mogg look like?
    Who confuses cheese and soap?
    Plus there is a MASSIVE amount of poo.
    Ah, it's good to be back.
    2 hr 11 min
  • Episode 6 - Road Rage Rants - The Driving Adventures of the Sexy Mariachi

    This week we take Rantermeisters on the road! Ben puts himself in a rant-able situation for your listening pleasurement. Will Road rage await in the first On the Road special? Will it be rage all the way or simply a calm voyage? Contains everything from shouting at a passing Subaru, visualising Bobby Davro to people in villages falling in wheelie bins and hairdrying cars! All recordings were done safely, legally and hands-free!

    31 min
  • Episode 5 - Where's the Meat Menu? ft. Fitch

    Ben welcomes Fitch to the show to broadcast his rants and discuss everything from Vegans to Anal Glands to Erotic Sherbert Lemons. Plenty of Bumholes are included as well as tractor-based shenanigans.

    Did the hairy blind date inspire the Hairy Housewife name? Why did Fitch eye up Sally Phillips' bra? Can you really squeeze bees?

    All these and more are answered in 109 minutes of madness!

    1 hr 50 min
  • Episode 4 - Food Special - The Devil's Darkest Discharge
    Rantermeisters is back and presents the first special ranting episode. This time is all about people's anger concerning food.
    Ben providers listener's rants along with his own, answers a load of classic food arguments - should pineapple be on pizza included! - and then provides a rant-related public service!
    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 3 - Susan Can Do One ft. James
    A ranting session combined with old mates catching up. Ben and James discuss sending Mother-in-laws to desolate realms before letting loose on deep topics like Dads in Society and Toxic Fandoms, but then lose confidence in the worst top 10 list of worst top 10 lists and contemplate cereal escaping from many human outlets. "Susan" gets a rollicking, and Phil Foden's latest pay packet is also revealed!
    1 hr 34 min
  • Episode 2 - You Can't Mash Potato with a Moomin ft. Morty
    On this episode Ben welcomes Morty in ranting about things that wind him up. Things get colourful when discussing Kirstie Allsopp's hat, rogue middle buttons of shirts and not watching the Godfather.
    Plus the big question is asked, could you mash potato with a moomin? A bit worrying as Ben admits to looking like one in school.
    1 hr 16 min

About Rantermeisters

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Welcome to Rantermeisters! A place dedicated to be able to air grievances, woes, rants and comedy stories or anecdotes! Get it off your chest. Get rid of the anger. Join Ben (@largelyspeaking) on a random, tangent-filled journey through all things annoying!