Rantermeisters

Rantermeisters

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Rantermeisters episodes

  • Episode 21 - Testing the Viscosity of the Package

    We are back after a brief illness-riddled hiatus! Sadly we are still one Ranter down as Lord Cheesy Beans is still poorly so the Jacket Potato himself Ben flies solo this week and in a break from the A-Z has a slew of rants that didn't quite make the cut on previous episodes plus some new ones from the strange ether that is his brain. Ben also explains the lack of our Rantermania specials (that'll be saved for the Ranting Bore of 2024).

    This episode goes full belt and braces about angry sportspeople, cherry tomatoes, belts and a Pretenders song which sounds like a car alarm.

    Some exceptional rants have been sent in my listeners on the Twittah machine this week and we feature a vocal cameo from the equally silver-tongued @pigsbladders too!

    James does make it onto the show this week using every last bit of his voice to give his soapbox moment and Ben may have also offended an entire nation!

    The A-Z will return next week when (all being well) the gruesome twosome will be reunited.

    Happy Ranting everyone!

    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 20 - H is for New Millennium, New Kidney

    We celebrate our 20th episode by dwelling on H rants!

    Ben remembers his hairier days, James really hates heights and why does Horatio Caine keep falling off screen?

    One of the topics is also a deep one. Like with our discussion about Anxiety in the A episode, we implore those who are suffering to not suffer in silence and please seek help, be it from us or from others. The Ranterverse is a safe space for all.

    The end of this episode comes when Ben utterly bamboozles James by asking a simple H-related question!!

    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode 19 - G is for Beyoncé with a Light Tube ft. Dan Griffin

    For our G special on the A-Z we invite the original G himself Mr Dan Griffin @DanGriffin21 to rant about all things G!

    How heinous is Beyonce with a light tube? Who's gusset has permeated the Living Room? How pretentious are Ricky Gervais' nuts? What is curved like a scimitar? What's so annoying about Ben's name? Who turned purple? Did James handle any gooch sweat?

    All this and more for the pleasurement of your ears on this week's journey on the A-Z of Ranting!

    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode 18 - F is for Hot Pogo Stick Action

    The chaps return to put the F in Rantermeisters!

    What makes James' nose tingle? Which dearly departed actor do we miss? How do you peel a soiree? Why can't you throw online sheep at people any more? How many times have we been exposed to Hugh Dennis?

    All these questions answered along with some incredible Twitter and Instagram suggestions, 

    An important boiling point which was put forward by the legendary @PodfatherMags is also highlighted!

    1 hr 43 min
  • Episode 17 - E is for Turtle-Based Shenanigans
    This one starts badly! 10 minutes before recording, Ben was asleep. Do not fear however lovely Ranterverse we end up on top form!
    Another stop on the A-Z of ranting leads us to E and as usual a whole barrage of questions about our sanity. What happened to Ben on that escalator? Why is James so aghast about the Finding Nemo cast? Is one of your hosts actually an elephant? What up with Emma Thompson?
    The boiling point this week brings up bad memories for Ben, but for a deep topic it all ends well.
    We're just normal men.
    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode 16 - Valentine's - Don't Be Doing the Squelchy on a Full Belly

    We present our special Valentine's Day edition of Rantermeisters!


    Ben is a bit wired on energy drinks again but nevertheless, he and James both discuss all the annoyances about love day. Capitalism? Oh yes! Unneccessary expectations? Oh Double Yes! Inappropriate use of the word squelchy? Got you covered here!!!


    We air listener suggestions for love rants and finish off with some love to our friends and fellow podcasters who have helped us and who everyone should check out!


    Lots of Love, Team R x

    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 15 - D is for The Scale of Bongo

    We plough on this week with the next step on the A-Z and all things D related. Dreams and a Dream-related question for listeners. DIY hazards aplenty. Discount Vultures and Sadist Dentists all ranted about.

    After a few episodes of light-hearted Boiling Point topics we tackle another serious one (pun intended - you will see) and pave the way for our next non-A-Z special!

    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode 14 - C is for a Vial of Geoff

    The third installment of the A-Z of ranting arrives! All things C discussed! James does his best to help an overly distracted and world-weary Ben through his post-Morty & Fitch hangover.


    We talk Cats, Cars, Erotic Sign Language and Sperm Banks along with a special mention for bucket shakers and Andy Booth!

    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode 13 - He Grew into His Face ft. Morty & Fitch
    We take a break from the A-Z of Ranting this week with what started as an innocent, off-the-cuff idea and quickly descended into anarchy.
    The Godfathers of Rantermeisters, Morty and Fitch, join Ben and James and succeed in conducting a hostile takeover of the show.
    What should be a discussion about fears and superstitions to mark our 13th episode doesn't feature a lot of ranting. Recording the same week as a Friday 13th is ironically only unlucky for Ben who gets a wholly undeserved moniker thrown his way.
    (He NEVER wants a sponsorship deal with any umbrella company).
    The history of words is questioned when it's revealed that the fear of long words is 35 letters long (not 24 as said on the episode!) Ben and James will return to the next installment of the A-Z next week.
    1 hr 49 min
  • Episode 12 - B is for Congealed Pulp
    We return for a second foray into the A-Z of ranting. B-rants aplenty however there are some worrying tangents, even by our standards.
    "Together mode", Errand boys, Latvian sweaty breads as well as chastising a Crocheted Blob!
    Listener rants discussed and there may be cause for an argument between two of our favourite listeners! 
    I think I need to go and listen to some Richard Cheese and calm the hell down after that!
    1 hr 57 min

About Rantermeisters

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Welcome to Rantermeisters! A place dedicated to be able to air grievances, woes, rants and comedy stories or anecdotes! Get it off your chest. Get rid of the anger. Join Ben (@largelyspeaking) on a random, tangent-filled journey through all things annoying!