PETE GOT MARRIED! Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show celebrating this momentous life event and it's wine-filled honeymoon (1:00). In NFL news, things are bleak: LeSean McCoy faces strong allegations (10:28), Cardinals’ president Michael Bidwill is a hypocritical buttface (12:55), Jordan fixes Jerry Richardson’s contractually permanent statue (17:00) and Jeff Fisher might be coming to a commentator booth near you (22:00). The guys then share what training camp battles they can’t wait to watch (31:20) and bring back kudos and poodos just to talk about Jay Cutler’s new found talent and Gordon Hayward's hilariously awkward gender reveal video (1:00:00).

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