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- RiaW #33: The Lightning Thief Review – Part 2 of 2
Although we’ve had some arguments amongst ourselves and with our fans as to whether this is actually terrible, or just run-of-the-mill bad, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief has definitely earned its place on the show. We take it down with the efficiency of a copyrighted video on YouTube. Episode highlights include
- Ancient Greek Cosmo presents the quiz “Who’s Your Daddy?”
- Naming the subdivisions in hell!
- Another Read It And Weep debate! “Is ‘The Lightning Thief’ good for children?”
- Alex eats a cookie… hilariously!
37 min - RiaW #32: The Lightning Thief Review – Part 1 of 2
The greatest podcast in the history of the world is picking on, that’s right, a kids book. Listen to this episode and you will find out:
- What your learning disability might really mean!
- What Chris was good at in middle school!
- What it would be like to play Red Rover with swords!
29 min - RiaW #31: The Secret Reviewed
The guys need all the help they can get to get through the most ridiculous self-help book ever created. Highlights:
- We define the word “flyjaculate.”
- We discover that the universe is just a mentally disabled genie.
- The triumphant return of our insane beliefs correspondent, Stephen.
- An interview about sex and death with famed comedian Carla Zilbersmith.
- The Secret talks dirty to you.
38 min - RiaW #30: Dear John (The Movie) Reviewed
In a very touching episode of Read It And Weep, our boys take a look at the weekend’s box office hit, Dear John (The Movie). Don’t miss
- Alex admits to crying
- Brian and Chris are surrounded with teenage girls
- John gets shot (and it’s awesome!)
- The missile detecting capabilities of autistic kids
- and Lightning Bonus Round!
- Featuring comedian Brian Crall of the Sacramento Comedy Spot.
This may not be the worst Nicholas Sparks novel adapted into a movie that we’ve watched, but it’s certainly in the top two.
37 min - RiaW #29: Dear John Part 2 of 2
We finish breaking up with Nicholas Sparks’s Dear John. Highlights from the review:
Prostitutes!
Pounding thighs!The safest war ever!And a section of the book so hot it had to be censored!31 min - RiaW #28: Dear John Part 1 of 2
Nicholas Sparks continues to haunt us like a poltergeist who only makes boring noises. This episode features:
- Nicholas Sparks thinks you have Asperger’s if…
- The true meaning of oatmeal raisin cookies
- We all get honorary psych minors
- And so much more!
36 min - RiaW #27: Left Behind (The Movie)
Finally, we can witness the horror instead of just listening to it. This episode includes:
- The Fans Remember Boner!
- Phone Sex With God!
- Camels Are Magic!
- The Return of Lightning Bonus Round!
- And Much More!
37 min - RiaW #26: Left Behind Part 2 of 2
In the second half of Left Behind, Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins prove that no matter how bad something is, it can always get worse. Fortunately for you (and us) Ezra never misses a double entendre.
Other notable features:
- Kim helps us make sense of the anti-christ!
- Muppets are gullible!
- Sad abortionists!
35 min - RiaW #25: Left Behind Part 1 Of 2
The rapture has struck leaving only billions of people behind. Among them, comically named pilot Rayford Steele, promiscuous flight attendant Hattie “the hottie” Durham, and the Antichrist. Hijinks ensue… very slowly.
32 min - RiaW #24: Read It And Weep (the crappy Disney channel movie)
In an effort to move our show above this terrible movie in Google search results for “Read It And Weep,” we review it. It probably wasn’t worth it to have to sit through these atrocious 90 minutes.
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About Read it and Weep
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A year-long movie watching game.