Although we’ve had some arguments amongst ourselves and with our fans as to whether this is actually terrible, or just run-of-the-mill bad, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief has definitely earned its place on the show. We take it down with the efficiency of a copyrighted video on YouTube. Episode highlights include

The greatest podcast in the history of the world is picking on, that’s right, a kids book. Listen to this episode and you will find out:

The guys need all the help they can get to get through the most ridiculous self-help book ever created. Highlights:

In a very touching episode of Read It And Weep, our boys take a look at the weekend’s box office hit, Dear John (The Movie). Don’t miss

This may not be the worst Nicholas Sparks novel adapted into a movie that we’ve watched, but it’s certainly in the top two.

We finish breaking up with Nicholas Sparks’s Dear John. Highlights from the review:

Prostitutes!

Nicholas Sparks continues to haunt us like a poltergeist who only makes boring noises. This episode features:

Finally, we can witness the horror instead of just listening to it. This episode includes:

In the second half of Left Behind, Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins prove that no matter how bad something is, it can always get worse. Fortunately for you (and us) Ezra never misses a double entendre.

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The rapture has struck leaving only billions of people behind. Among them, comically named pilot Rayford Steele, promiscuous flight attendant Hattie “the hottie” Durham, and the Antichrist. Hijinks ensue… very slowly.

In an effort to move our show above this terrible movie in Google search results for “Read It And Weep,” we review it. It probably wasn’t worth it to have to sit through these atrocious 90 minutes.