We take on Elizabeth Gilbert’s triumvirate of boredom, “Eat, Pray, Love.” Like Liz, we like to artificially break up our content into 36 different parts. Some of our segments include:

We finally give the first three episodes of our show the thrashing they deserve. Complete with compliments and hates, this is the most self reflection we’ve ever done. Episode highlights include:

It turns out 8% of Rotten Tomato critics can be wrong. This is as bad of a movie as we’ve seen that didn’t start with “Twi” and end with “light.” Or star the horse faced woman. Or… well, I suppose all the movies we see are pretty bad. But this one is also bad! Episode highlights include:

In this epic episode about Eclipse, our panel tackles such important issues as:

Colleen’s blog can still be found here: Ultimate Hard Body

In our third and final episode about Eclipse the book, we do what we do best: make awkward speculations about animal sex. Other episode highlights include:

We take a second to bring forth the second third of Eclipse, the third book in the first series we started reading on this show. Episode highlights include:

The boys make their less-than-triumphant return to the Twilight series! Watch them navigate this shit maze and try to come out clean on the other side. Episode highlights include:

When our young male sex symbols are confronted by old female sex symbols, you know good things are bound to happen. Actually, it’s the exact opposite feeling as you would have waiting for Sex And The City 2 to start. And unlike SatC2, this show doesn’t go on two hours too long.

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Today’s guest Christopher is an awesome website designer. Check out One Great Thing to see his personal site which he doesn’t spend much time on because of all the awesome work he’s doing for other people.

The boys meet up with Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha to wade through 150 minutes of fashion, weddings, cheating, canceled weddings, pudding, fashion, friendship, heartbreak, and weddings.

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Today’s guest Christopher is an awesome website designer. Check out One Great Thing to bask in his epic skills.

Beaten into submission by this sugary wasteland, the boys try their best to finish the book while holding onto their dignity, sanity, and non-valley girl accents. Will Jane and Jesse be 2gthr 4vr? Will Jane and Scar be BFFs again? And OMG, does Madison have a blackmailer? LOL with them before crying when you realize that this book was a New York Times best-seller.

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Today’s guest Lisa wants a job in New York taking care of kids. Contact us if you want to make that happen.