Our intrepid young readers plow through the end of Twilight from disc 7 through the end. Feeling more defeated than heroic, they discuss the loose plot about bad vampires, Bella getting punched in the face, and prom.

We discuss up through the middle of the book, focusing on Bella’s trip to the port of angels and the non-makeout meadow. Is it possible it’s getting worse?

This is our first discussion of the “Twilight” series. We discuss why we’re undertaking this project, whether continuing this books is equivalent to having an arm cut off, and when we think Bella and Edward will finally have the sex WE so richly deserve.