In honor of it being Michael's birthday, Nick and Michael decide to spread their insights to people from the internet needing birthday advice. 

Michael and Nick give advice on when to know if it's moving too fast, best birth control methods, how to out a deaf guy, political arguments, and how to out a panhandler  

Michael and Nick give advice on keeping unwanted guests out of your bed, seeing too much, staying focused, and getting with your girlfriends best friend. 

Michael and Nick give advice on great rumors, stopping a flood, bad body odor, embarrassing insecurities, and having a smart kid. 

Michael and Nick give advice on gettin some when the gettins not good, Whether or not a relationship is toast... literally, getting over nerves on a date with a 10, what it means when you don't look good in pics, saving face when you see your ex

Michael and Nick give advice on being a good neighbor, having a relationship with a distant father, having a loser for a kid, being too damn hot, and covering up a lie. 

Michael and Nick give advice on joining the workforce, what to do when you're caught... you know..., getting over your girlfriends nighttime flatulence, proposal ideas from the kings of romance, and side hustle ideas

Michael and Nick give advice on getting back with the person you cheated on, when you SO's family becomes an issue, finding love after finding cats, Marker research, and the apocalypse. 

Michael and Nick give advice on weird cuss words, campfire love bugs, PENergate, loving to hate bike riding, and names for babies

Michael and Nick give advice on disabling the disabled, why money is the root of all happiness, keeping strays, prick neighbors and the dog they rode in on, and bully beatdowns