Michael and Nick give advice on how to not be annoying, when your girl has a leg up on you, lying mothers, taking crap from friends vs saving money, and how important it is to carefully consider making bets

Michael and Nick give advice on sex life with STD's, getting creepy dudes like Michael to leave you alone, to snitch or not to snitch, making your injuries cooler, and the pros and cons of a threesome 

Michael and Nick give advice on unwanted passes from friends, racial slurs in the bedroom, how to keep the band together, our THOTS on skanks and math, and how good bacon really is

Michael and Nick give advice on how to keep your "animal" in it's metaphoric cage, looking badass with a gun, where to get a tote for your goat, reasons to go back to an ex, and getting rid of an ex's parents  

Michael and Nick give advice on dating people half your age, getting laid in spite of being cut off, being romantic when you're not romantic, getting the parents ok, and staying with a cheater  

Michael and Nick give advice on sports fanatics, asshole cats, gypsy curses, flat brained friends, and relationship lies.  

Michael and Nick give advice on the possibility of an alien girlfriend, an obviously insane husband, new business name ideas, being a good father, and more on being UNDERCONFIDENT  

Michael and Nick give advice on fast food protocols, how to sell yourself to a salesman, the good and the bad and the bad of bad sex, bais advice on starting your own podcast, and loving someone who's been nailed more times than you're comfortable with. 

Michael and Nick give advice on which apartment floor is best to live, 2 year old assholes, losing weight, UNDER CONFIDENCE issues, and social media "hacking" 

Michael and Nick give advice on being too good looking and funny for women, brining out someones inner demons, butt doctor/patient confidentiality, good things in very small packages and parents who treat their kids like.... kids