Michael and Nick give advice about business ideas, revenge after being dumped, meeting soulmates, fang sharpening and horoscopes. 

Michael and Nick give advice about when your friends hate your significant other, where to vacation, putting a foundation on your relationship... literally, whether it's better to ask for forgiveness or permission, and rancid breath issues. 

Michael and Nick give advice on when to say I love you, having sex with deadish people, negative nipple encounters, asking work friends out, and how to be a better white friend. 

Michael and Nick give advice on boyfriends best friend drama, lying to your significant other, old school grannys, dog custody rights, and sleeping with a co worker

Michael and Nick give advice about asking out lesbians, friends hot moms, letting exs go, world travel, and meeting the parents.  

Michael and Nick give advice on letting it all hang out, feeling the burn, 3rd world problems, and koolness with a k cause that's cooler 

Michael and Nick answer questions about opposite sex best friends, career paths, sloppy 2nds, teen privacy rules, and choosing between responsibilities and sex. 

Michael and Nick answer questions about pee collection, death cookies, selfishlessness, the quest of the orgasm, and being vertically challenged.