READY SLOW

Margaritas, cheek bones, porn stars, and evangelicals. 
Zuckerberg, censorship, Chernobyl, and ancient Earth.
The guys discuss the continued fracturing of polite society, countries in chaos, revolution, and super continents.

They also introduce a new segment: Third Wheel Unpopular Opinions, where listeners send in their thoughts and the guys offer feedback. 

Episode 50 is a marathon. 

Also—Shean talks about the benefits of a social media detox and Shane makes a public apology.

Shean’s locked out of his house, and Shane’s just returned from West Virginia as they debate what they’d do if they were given a heart transplant from an evil person. 

The guys discuss the limits of redemption, the highest form of contemporary art, and an answer to the vaccine passports. 

There’s also a healthy dose of narcissism, fireworks, locksmith-criticism, and “black magic.” 

Plus, the naked rainbow monkey drops in for story time.

Episode 48 is a tribute to Hot Boy Summer. Biden’s going door-to-door, grilling is now evil, and the guys review the new vaccine anthem, “Vax That Thang Up.”
High school, sex-ed, Bill Cosby, fake birds, spy cats, and the Earth’s brand new ocean are all up for debate. Plus, Shean makes a plan for Ready Slow to take part in Pitti Uomo, and Shane tells a ghost story. 

Episode 47 is Free Britney, Hollywood slavery, and generic clones.  Shean designs a Tron wedding while Shane tries to train a puppy and two children. 

The guys also discuss the new degenerates managing the Make-A-Wish Foundation, the Chauvin sentencing, and the need for breaking immoral laws. 

Plus—Shean and Shane offer their nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. 

The guys get together for Episode 46 to celebrate Ready Slow’s 10,000th download—and they take stock on all the trouble they’ve gotten into since the start of the show.
They discuss wedding-demon season in NY, manic shopping, Juneteenth, grade school crushes, and the point in which inclusion becomes exclusion.
Shane shares some big news, and Shean has a miscommunication at a wedding. 

The guys also make plans to conquer the Svalbard Global Seed Vault in Norway. 

Episode 45 is Trading Places—it’s Freaky Friday—it’s… The Merge. Shean has very little time left until he has completely transitioned into becoming Shane—and vice versa. Shane’s reluctant to undo the merge, but Shean is ready for the hex to end. They’re one podcast away from trading race cards and yarmulkes. 

In the meantime, Shean’s juggling an intense wedding season + renovations of his studio, while Shane mourns the loss of trust in his favorite news app.

The guys discuss the invasion of Functioning Zombies, and the terrible resurgence of a new form of segregation. They also get into the weeds of everyone’s favorite small talk: Critical Race Theory, eugenics, and abortion. 

ADHD, Georgia shrimp, and Hunter Biden throwing around N bombs like it’s a Klan parade also make appearances.

Shean runs for his life while Shane takes a road trip with the family. 
The guys discuss Mexican cartels, power grids, waterbeds, and useful idiots. 

They wonder whether or not the ghost of Woodrow Wilson is haunting the White House, or if the United States is going to have nuclear war with China. 

Shane talks about beating NY State and his colleges in his recent court cases, and Shean gives insights into self-worth.

Floyd Mayweather, Logan Paul, and AOC’s abuela make appearances.
The guys are also approaching their one-year anniversary with 10,000 downloads on the horizon. 

Episode 43 finds Shean in custody while Shane appears before a judge. The guys make their way through the authorities in order to discuss Operation Paperclip, geriatric millennials, and narcissistic victimhood. 

Bruno Mars, Ron DeSantis, and Wernher Von Braun make appearances. 

Plus, Shane tells the story of how his grandma’s hair went to war.

Episode 43 finds Shean in custody while Shane appears before a judge. The guys make their way through the authorities in order to discuss Operation Paperclip, geriatric millennials, and narcissistic victimhood. 

Bruno Mars, Ron DeSantis, and Wernher Von Braun make appearances. 

Plus, Shane tells the story of how his grandma’s hair went to war.

Episode 42 is part-time Hell, stress freaks, taxidermy, box-cutters, and blowtorches.
Shane goes to the doctor and gets some bad news, while Shean makes headway on corporate reparations.
The guys examine news articles and talk about the ways they determine how and what to trust in today’s journalism. They also attempt to make sense of the events that took place leading up to the current conflict in the Middle East.
Plus, Shane weighs his skepticism with the idea of miracles, and Shean lays out his vision of the universe.

Ready Slow’s third season starts with a major breakthrough in Shean’s existential crisis with time—meanwhile Shane’s been getting drunk on margaritas with his Aunt Gloria… (he might be back in her will now). 
The guys discuss anti-semitism, ethnic cleansing, the current horrors between Israel and Palestine, and whether or not we’re in the middle of a secret World War. 

Deep sea creatures, $70,000 dresses, Dr. Fauci, Spice Girls, and Stephen Hawking make appearances.