Episode 30 is seasick gringos, voluptuous bunnies, and Oprah’s Meghan Markle commercial. The guys finally catch up after Shean was chased out of the beach house last week by a ghost. Shean gets cornrows and a COVID test and shares some powerful advice from his dad. Shane’s worried about the new Space Jam and thinks the “simulation” is becoming too predictable. They also get into whether or not Dr. Seuss is racist, people who use COVID as an excuse to be a moral authoritarian, and what happens when mobs dictate justice.

Episode 29 is God, ghosts, and genital mutilation. After a string of technical difficulties, Shean and Shane manage to connect between New York and the Dominican Republic. The guys dive into the idea of our culture’s fetishization of race, Biden dropping the N-word, and how anti-racism might just be the new racism. Potato Heads, cannibals, and sky priority also make an appearance. Finally, Shane tries to coach Shean through the traumatic and sudden ending of this episode.

Episode 28 is grandfather ghosts, token black friends, San Francisco’s sex rules, Cruz in Cancun, weather manipulation, and why you should care about the feelings of inanimate objects. Also, Shane makes an apology and Shean tells us why Lacie was dragged off a plane last week.

Hypochondria. Cracker Barrel. Plantation weddings. Bruce Springsteen. Impeachment fatigue. Mass murder in NY. Activist Mouseketeers. Mars, Heaven, and Hell. Brushes with pure evil. And for Valentine’s Day, Shean and Shane share how they met their better halves—one involves Hebrew wisdom. The other involves a former First Lady. 

This episode ends abruptly when someone in the Ready Slow circle is escorted off an airplane. 🦑 ✈️

Episode 26 is about Shane’s machete years, Shean’s business trip to the Ecuadorian uprising, acceptable blackface, apathy vs depression, Space Force, surviving car wrecks, sleep deprivation, and blood sacrifices—all as the Super Bowl plays in the background.

Episode 25 is the Wall Street Rebellion, the class divide, self-destruction, awkward yoga, cheap machetes, immortality, childhood trauma, saying “I love you,” and Shane steals Shean’s anti-snow contraption as a blizzard buries NY.

Sealioning, whataboutism, vandalism, murder––Shane and Shean are doing it all. But as dark as President Biden says it's going to get, the guys' faith in humanity has somehow been restored. This episode of Ready Slow has Wonder Woman, the Wienermobile, Bernie Sanders, Melania, Raggedy Ann, Executive Orders, unity, FUBU, Chairman Mao, Shean's ego in therapy, and the time Shane got into an argument with a man who was just pardoned by President Trump.

Shean and Shane continue to sift through the wreckage that is 2021––and they have questions. What will happen on
Inauguration Day? Why are there 30,000 troops in D.C.? Is Viking Guy really a shaman? Was it an insurrection or a frat party? What is the media up to? Will this podcast survive the purge? 
What are your thoughts about Malcolm X?
What was Hellen Keller's deal? 
What was the first cassette you owned? Do you even know what cassettes are? Are we all experiencing a shared existential crisis? Are Shean and Shane slowly becoming the same person? How much longer is 2021?

In episode 22, Ready Slow comes to you direct from The Capitol. There are dictators. Church ladies. Failed actors. Lost grandmas. Pre-packaged memes. Lizard people. Corporate sponsorships. Mass hysteria. And tea bags.
The guys discuss the dangers of censorship, Abraham Lincoln’s second assassination, 10 Days of Darkness, and how to hoax an entire town. All of this and more while they solve the mystery behind the Q conspiracy.

Ready Slow returns for their first episode of 2021. Shean pees on a house. Shane eats gas station tuna sandwiches. Teddy Roosevelt, Julie Andrews, and MF DOOM make appearances. The guys also predict what type of mayhem may or may not unfold on January 6th in Washington D.C.; a bill that could grant New York the right to detain the sick; and “conspiracies” that might’ve been proven true.