READY SLOW

As 2020 supposedly comes to a grinding halt, Ready Slow wraps up their 20th episode. The guys discuss the Communism Christmas song, Buc-ee’s famous beaver nuggets, the importance of taking risks, the slave labor of adjunct professors, and the thing that disgusts Shean the most. Plus, Shean offers up some much needed advice to Reverend, Doctor, Scientist, Dollar General Shane as he decides to make a life change. 🦑✨💥

In episode 19, the guys dig into whether or not Lizzo is fatphobic, if China can control the weather, Trump’s Christmastime trolling, the way Biden speaks to Civil Rights activists, and the televised COVID vaccinations. Plus, Shean goes full Karen and Shane talks about a first date from Hell. 🦑  

The case for Black Santa, the Pope’s alien Nativity, the Disunited States of America, the insufferable snark of the meme-happy moral authoritarians, and Shean and Shane’s close encounters with the Third Kind.

Bad toilet paper conduct, the post-truth media, casual racism, and the strange beauty of coincidence. Episode 17 of Ready Slow finds Shean and Shane considering just how close civilization is to snapping.

Plague tics, egg nog, vaccines, swim team, and Jewish Christmas Trees. In episode 16 of Ready Slow, Shean and Shane continue to flip stereotypes, while pinpointing the thing(s) Shane does that might make Shean quit the podcast once and for all.

Bidets, redemption, Marxism, and mask shaming. Shean and Shane test the limits of their friendship for their Plague-Thanksgiving Special.

Surprise whiskey, Antarctica, Shamans, and King of Pop pumpkins––all while Shean and Shane confront their egomania as they answer every question about human existence. This is episode 14 of Ready Slow.  

Will Trump take the win from Biden after lawsuits, is white privilege a myth, what’s the Dead Meme Society, are there vigilante teenagers fighting crime in Massachusetts, can Shean move objects with his mind, is Shane an unofficial member of The Wu-Tang Clan? All this and more in episode 13 of Ready Slow. 

The Election Special

The art of procrastination, grandma’s booty calls, the power of a choir, getting the wind knocked out of you, and Miss America pageants. Shean and Shane cover the map in episode 11 as they bring us another round of observations and unpopular opinions.