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It's Day 5 of RHONY Legacy's St. Barts trip and THANK THE HEAVENS, we finally got a Crazy Kelly free 24 hours! I mean Cookoo for sure, but without major incident at the veryyyy least. Which is more than we can say about our resident Lady Morgan, as she regaled the women with her Mr. Morgan meet cute? Who knows... but the one thing we're all sure of is that it was a work of pure fiction. Not to mention we got a lovely walk down memory lane via the RHONY Relic Scavenger Hunt. EP and I hop on the mic to break down Day 5 of the chaos!

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It's Day 4 on this St. Barts rendition of Scary Island and, well... Kelly's still keeping the women (and US) on the hamster wheel from hell. But all's not completely amiss... as we do get Lady Morgan's voyage of the high seas (or at least the jacuzzi) on her deja vu-esque yacht day; and what will go down in the books as a classic Luanne moment, running around the house hiding from the other women with a cockie in one hand and a cigarette in the other!

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15:00 - RHOBH Recap Starts


Guys! This one was a doozy for our last recap before Christmas! Though I think having been rewatching old RHONY Berzerkshires episodes may have mildly prepared me for this messy, messy mess that Dorit is making for herself at Tao Tuesday. But, on the bright side! Erika-Motherf*cking-Jayne is back and better than ever! She served biting comebacks like we haven't had the pleasure of witnessing for, well, about as many years ago as whatever the hell is still pissing off Denise! Happy Holidays Y'all!!

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Couple Quick Notes! 

• Our RHOBH Recap will be coming out in the next couple days, but we're just putting Southern Charm out first so stay on the lookout! 
• This Southern Charm Recap is covering all of the Jamaica Trip from episodes 9x11 - 9x14! 
• The scenes back in Charleston from this week's episode (9x14) aren't covered in this recap, but will be included in our next recap of the finale!

19:00 - Southern Charm Recap Begins

Well this trip to Jamaica was messy as f*ckkkk!! I mean, like, WOW. Not to say we couldnt have predicted this... with all the repressed and unresolved feelings among this group, a trip like this was bound to create a pressure cooker from hell situation. But isn't that precisely why we love cast trips to begin with? Our resident Charmers took to the Islands and while I thought the island life was supposed to be calm and tranquil, this excursion has proven to be  anything but! We're digging on in y'all, and EPs is along for the ride, hope y'all enjoy!

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11:55 - RHOSLC Recap Starts

We know it's been a minute since we covered RHOSLC since the break, but we couldn't be happier to be back with these women as they treacherously navigate the high seas of the Bermuda Triangle. Will they find the long lost Amelia Earheart? Will Angie take a hit out on Whitney's tit?  Will Whitney make it all the way through Bad Mormon? Betsy and I are breaking down all things Salt Lake City!

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We're chatting Day 3 of the Legacy Trip as Crazy Kelly returns in full force and we, like Dorinda, are fully taken back to the terrifyingly iconic Scary Island... 

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We're chatting Day 2 of the Legacy Trip as we're introduced to the great Ranger debate and Kristen thinks she's weathered the Dolly Madison storm...

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We couldn't be happier to have these OG RHONY ladies back and gracing our screens, in fact it's the best Christmas gift we could've ever asked for! EP joins Betsy and I on the mic as we get back on that saddle to revisit Scary Island... Part Deux!

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**TRIGGER WARNING (51:25-58:16)** - WE DISCUSS SUICIDE AND SUICIDAL IDEATIONS BEGINNING AT 51:25. IF YOU WANT TO SKIP AHEAD, JUMP TO 58:16 TO CONTINUE THE EPISODE.

25:34 - RHOBH Recap Starts

After our two week break, we’re back and better than ever with our favorite ladies of Beverly Hills! Guys, the women are unruly this season, and we are living for it. This episode was quite the rollercoaster… from Kyle’s incredibly impactful therapy session; to a refreshing cameo by Kim the artist; to whatever that speech was from Sutton; to the doctor’s consultation we always knew we never wanted - we had a lot of fun things to dig into on this first episode back. EP joins Betsy and I on the mic breaking down all things RHOBH, hope y’all enjoy!

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15:30 -  RHOSLC Thoughts From Betsy

22:25 - RHOBH Recap Begins

The time has finally arrived, y'all. We knew it was coming, we thought we had mentally prepared for it, but nothing could have quite prepared us for the introduction of Morgan "She Stalked Me" Wade getting branded by Kyle in her first episode. And can we please talk about the googley eyes Kyle has for Morgan (and certainly not for the other "M" in her life... sorry Mau!!). This week's BH certainly didnt disappoint and we have a LOT of thoughts and feelings about it all. Buckle up!

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