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*19:40 - RHOSLC RECAP STARTS*

Whitney's grief meets Barlow's beef as EP joins me on the mic to break down this week's RHOSLC. We're gearing up to  head to the Bermuda Triangle as the foundation is laid for what we know is going to be a messy, messyyyyy trip next week! Hope y'all enjoy!

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COLD OPEN BREAKDOWN
04:00 - Teddi Mellencamp and Alex Baskin on Two T’s and a Pod

10:00 - Variety Top 40 Reality Women

17:00 - Lindsay Hubbard — Listener Question

23:00 - Taylor Swift Travis Kelce

36:00 - Preamble / Schedule before show

39:00 - RHOSLC RECAP STARTS

Sorry for the delay y'all! We know this episode is getting out a little later than usual - with the holiday week everything's a little behind. But, while we're all recovering from yesterday's tryptophan food comas, let's dig in on this week's incredibly apropos SLC - with a Pioneer themed luncheon, shepherded by Heather. Things are simmering to a boil this week, as the foundation is laid for the Bermuda Blowout that's headed our way. Hope y'all enjoy!

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***THIS IS PART 2 OF 2***

GUYS… WE’RE “BETA TESTING” SOMETHING NEW TODAY -  TO ADDRESS SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT HOW DAMN LONG OUR EPISODES ARE (NO SHADE, WE KNOW THEY’RE INSANE SOMETIMES!!), THIS WEEK’S RHOBH RECAP WILL BE SPLIT INTO TWO SEPERATE PARTS .

Well, now that the housekeeping is out of the way, we’re back (or still…) in Vegas and  navigating the fallout from whatever the hell happened to Sutton last week, Garcelle and Dorit’s tense exchange, and diving deeper into some of the marital woes that’s bringing the Fox Force Two down. Executive Producer’s on the mic with us and we’re breaking down all things Beverly Hills! 

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***THIS IS PART 1 OF 2 - COVERING THROUGH KYLE AND DORIT'S LUNCH***

GUYS… WE’RE “BETA TESTING” SOMETHING NEW TODAY -  TO ADDRESS SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT HOW DAMN LONG OUR EPISODES ARE (NO SHADE, WE KNOW THEY’RE INSANE SOMETIMES!!), THIS WEEK’S RHOBH RECAP WILL BE SPLIT INTO TWO SEPARATE PARTS . 

30:00 - RHOBH Recap Starts!

Well, now that the housekeeping is out of the way, we’re back (or still…) in Vegas and  navigating the fallout from whatever the hell happened to Sutton last week, Garcelle and Dorit’s tense exchange, and diving deeper into some of the marital woes that’s bringing the Fox Force Two down. Executive Producer’s on the mic with us and we’re breaking down all things Beverly Hills! 

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***19:55 - RHOSLC Recap Starts***

Hey y'all! Lauren's taking the week off, so Executive Producer is hopping on the mic with me (Betsy) to break down this week's episodes, starting with SLC!

The women of the Mormon State gave us some mended fences (for now, at least); another cringeworthy run in between Monica and her Range Rover stealing mother;  and the highlight of all our lives... Lisa Fucking Barlow's soon-to-be Grammy Award winning revival of "Away in a Manger." And a rap! We can't forget about the rap... needless to say, this was quite the episode and we're breaking it all down! Hope y'all enjoy!

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WE'RE COVERING BOTH RHOSLC AND RHOBH IN THIS EPISODE, SO IF YOU NEED TO JUMP TO EITHER:

23:00 - START OF RHOSLC RECAP

2:02:00 - START OF RHOBH RECAP

Guys... Bravo's trying to kill us with the sheer amount of programming out right now! So, in an effort to stay on top of things, and not go insane ourselves, we decided to double up and recap this week's RHOSLC and RHOBH episodes together! Both shows were on top form, as we tackle Angie trying to flee the middle seat from hell between Monica and Lisa; and Sutton... well, Sutton had some feelings and So. Did. We. Hope y'all enjoy!!

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We're recapping Southern Charm Episodes 8 & 9 this podcast! 

In our first trip of the season, our resident Charmers certainly didn't disappoint as the gang embarked to the mountains to disconnect, relax and..... oh who are we kidding, this trip was an absolute mess! Executive Producer joins Betsy and I on the mic to break down the trip - episodes 8 & 9 - in this episode, and it's a doozy! Hope y'all enjoy!

15:15 - Southern Charm Recap Starts

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While we weren’t physically at BravoCon, we felt like we were with all of the great content on social and Peacock that we watched from the comfort of our couch this weekend! So we couldn’t help ourselves but to all hop on the mic and break down some of our favorite highlights from the messy star-studded weekend, including: Terrible Teddi, Kyle’s meltdown(s), RHONY’s Best Newcomer win, that cringeworthy Jersey panel, and more!

ALSO - With so many shows airing right now, and the new premieres announced this weekend, we give a little podcast update to keep y’all posted on what’s to come and how we’re planning to cover it!

9:00 - BravoCon Breakdown

1:05 - Podcast Update / New Shows

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Well, this was a cringeworthy episode if we've ever seen one! From PK's prostitute-themed Pretty Woman anniversary date for Dorit, to Kyle's mortifying  reenactment of the saying "loose lips sink ships" with her confession to the in-laws at Portia's 15th birthday dinner; the ladies of Beverly Hills are mis-firing on ALL cylinders this week. Something's clearly in the air... and no, we're not talking about the women on their Vegas-bound PJ. Betsy and I are digging in to this week's messy, messy Beverly Hills... Hope y'all enjoy!

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Praise the Lord, Miami is back baby!!! And if that first sentence didn't give away our sheer, unadulterated excitement, let me say this: Real Housewives of Miami is without a shadow of a doubt the best show of any Housewives franchise produced right now. Hands down. Full stop. It's so good, in fact, that we can even overlook them kicking off with yet another trope-y Housewives New Beginnings... I mean.... Nuevos Horizontes party. Executive Producer joins Betsy and me on the mic to break down this supersized premiere episode's triumphant return. So grab yourself  a large, stiff cockie... sit back, relax, and get comfortable while we venture down south to our favorite ladies of The Sunshine State. Hope y'all enjoy!

12:05 - RH Miami Recap Starts

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