We discuss the politics of getting stuck in an elevator and devise a great way to pitch your business to new customers.

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Sam is happy, Tom is annoying.

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Tom and Sam choose whether they'd have a hot, smart or kind child. Also a quick lump update at the end.

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Sam immediately got what he wished for, and Tom shares a touching story from his teenage years (as in the story involves tocuhing).

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Update from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! All the things that have happened to Tom are wing related.

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Tom meets the Premier, Sam meets the PM.

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Tom has an encounter with news reporters at the beach and everyone wants to put their mitts on Taunton.

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We recall getting abused by a teen and make a startling discovery about our intro music.

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We're back to ranking animals based on famousness and emotional resonance. This time the rankings are based on audience feedback.

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Sam and Tom discuss what item they'd take back to medieval times.

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