Realms & Nerds

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Realms & Nerds episodes

  • The Darkness of Xarthemis | Calamity Quest, Side Mission 2 (Part 1 of 2)

    Quick note: This episode is a spin-off filler episode, since the regular group couldn't get together to record this week. In it, RJ (Joan/Joshamee in the regular episodes) DMs an original campaign with Ash (Romash/Dorrin in the regular episodes), their friend Ray, and RJ's sister Mandi (her first time playing D&D!)

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Tyr Snowstrider, Harkana Chipoffin Smokelash, and Dave- as they take on the Darkness of Xarthemis!

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    Tyr is very suspicious of treasure chests. Harkana leaves a trail of strings. Dave walks in blindly.

    Cast:

    Ash - Dave
    Mandi - Harkana Chipoffin Smokeflash
    Ray - Tyr Snowstrider Jotünn
    RJ - Dungeon Master, The Duke of Dawning, Varuta, Goblin

    The Darkness of Xarthemis is an original campaign created by RJ Moore

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 1 min
  • The Hall of the Goblin Lord | Calamity Quest, Side Mission 1

    Quick note: This episode is a spin-off filler episode, since the regular group couldn't get together to record this past weekend. In it, RJ (Joan/Joshamee in the regular episodes) teaches his sisters Liz and Erin how to play D&D with the help of Liz's boyfriend, Cole.

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Torrin Nightbane, Naïlo, and Adrie Amastacia- as they journey into the Hall of the Goblin Lord!

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    Torrin cleaves goblins. Naïlo has some icy situations. Adrie is a healing hand.

    Cast:

    Cole - Torrin Nightbane
    Erin - Naïlo
    Liz - Adrie Amastacia
    RJ - Dungeon Master, Glaark, Tim, Goblin Prisoner

    The Hall of the Goblin Lord dungeon is an adventure created by Iain Jones

    Episode edited by RJ Moore

    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    46 min
  • The Birds and the Trees | The Return of Ornon, Episode 2

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joan has apparently never seen a Smoky the Bear advertisement. Seebo has a great fall. Rhomash breathes fire. Míchael goes hunting.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis, Kenkus, Mossy
    RJ - Joan Redsun

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 5 min
  • The Gathering (An Adventure Begins) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 1

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they begin their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joan loses loved ones. Seebo doesn't know his limit. Rhomash knows what's right and wrong. Míchael gathers our heroes together.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis
    RJ - Joan Redsun

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    46 min
  • Episode 1: The Return of Ornon, Part One
    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Seebo Turen Nim, Romash Scarbearer, and Mikha'el, as we begin our journey in The Return of Ornon!
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    Joan loses loved ones. Seebo doesn't know his limit. Romash knows what's right and wrong. Micka'el gathers our heroes together.
    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens. Any similarities and likenesses to any person, event, name, or story is completely coincidental.
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice
    46 min
  • The Final Fight of Gilliard Wolfclan | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 4 of 4)

    Quick note: This episode is part four of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters.

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they end their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan!

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    Joshamee hides and makes some mistakes. LaLillia heals and heals some more. Dorrin goes down, twice. Dracarys tackles some skeletons.

    Cast:

    Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
    Bee - LaLillia
    Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Direwolf Statue, Wolf's Hold Ranger, Wolf's Hold Captain
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett

    Episode edited by RJ Moore

    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 2 min
  • A Gentleman’s Study | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 3 of 4)

    Quick note: This episode is part three of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters.

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they continue their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

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    Joshamee goes for the gold. LaLillia takes a shot. Dorrin faces fear. Dracarys has a charming time.

    Cast:

    Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
    Bee - LaLillia
    Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Hogor, Skazic
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett

    Episode edited by RJ Moore

    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    45 min
  • First a Demotion, and Now Uninvited Guests?! | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 2 of 4)

    Quick note: This episode is part two of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters.

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they continue their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

    Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to [email protected]

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    Joshamee finally actually fights. LaLillia tries her marksmanship. Dorrin is in trouble. Dracarys drinks some more.

    Cast:

    Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
    Bee - LaLillia
    Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Hogor
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett

    Episode edited by RJ Moore

    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    41 min
  • The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 1 of 4)

    Quick note: This episode is part one of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters.

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they begin their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

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    Joshamee makes some big gambles. LaLillia finds the light. Dorrin makes a show of strength. Dracarys drinks and shocks.

    Cast:

    Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
    Bee - LaLillia
    Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, O'Tooley, Wolf's Hold Woman
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett

    Episode edited by RJ Moore

    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 7 min

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