Recine Time

The media (Tucker Carlson) finally legitimizes a story we've long known to be 100% true — Barack Obama smoked crack and had sex with a man in 1999. Plus, we talk about the Burning Man fiasco, chocolate slaves, and how it feels to turn from socialism.

Link Sean mentions at 51:30 - https://x.com/neal_katyal/status/1698302619083509871

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On today's Patreon-only episode Mike and Sean riff about hiring an assassin to kill your toddler and why some people don't floss. Come on guys support the Patreon you know you wanna

Because we all had spots (and manual labor obligations this week) I had to record this little solocast for this week's episode. But I chatted about The Lion King, working like a dog, and a group of people that's severely overrated. 

Today the boys are joined by comedian and certified New York City tour guide Tom Delgado to talk something I bet you're excited about if you listen to this show: trains. We talk about the building and development of the New York City subway, people getting hit by trains, Bernie Goetz, yeah it's basically a train-heavy episode you're gonna love it. 

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Ok so we had an episode planned with a guest and then Mike had to work and the guest had to cancel. If the episode sucks you can blame it on Mike.

We talked about Jason Aldean, Sean's love of Magic the Gathering, and how there's no wrong way to eat a banana.

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Today's episode is all about a serious crime that none of us have ever committed: shoplifting. We talk tips and tricks, Scott's time working in loss prevention, and... the time Mike saw a guy get hit with bats.

The boys treat a fan like garbage and almost give away where Sean works. Then they talk about cocaine; doing it, fentanyl, crack and the CIA, cartels and a plan to cure incels.