This episode is just for the Americans: we talk about what to do when you find yourself in an active shooter situation. We give an explanation of the RHF rule (Run, hide, fight) and tell you why it is the best survival advice we can give you besides live in any country except the United States.

We talk about scams. Which pump and dump crypto coins we're holding. Why there's no money for Ben's college. Tucker Carlson's body count. Other related topics.

We read some listener emails and share some stories of times we had our hearts broken. Subscribe to the patreon to learn which comedians are secretly gay.

Part 1 of our investigation into some of the journalists who probably got iced by the CIA. Here we cover Jim Koethe, Bill Hunter, and Dorothy Killgallen, all of whom made the mistake of investigating the JFK assassination and got karate chopped to death. More on the patreon!

Felix Biederman comes on to reflect about loss, his dad's midlife crisis, and the moment you realize your dad is a person. Hope you enjoy.

This debut episode of Out for Smokes gives an overview of some of the topics we will be covering in more depth on future episodes including the changing job market, relationships, politics, conspiracy theory, and whether or not bread is good for you. Check out the first patreon ep patreon.com/outforsmokes