In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Taxes …hopefully you filed yours, but if you didn't, and you're running from the IRS like Ashtray, we've got something for you too!

This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about the paparazzi, we watch Micheal Keaton as a disgraced superhero, and as usual tell some people to fuck off.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Epic Heists, we play in the mud and as usual, we dedicate all proceeds from the show to the savior of humanity and the next president of the United States, Ted Cruz.

This week on the Red Eye Report, we talk about sex toys past, present, and future. We take a peek at Ronald Reagan’s personal bible, otherwise known as Nancy’s dildo, and above all else, we try to kill Hitler.

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we take a look at wearable tech, and I’m not talking about the GPS tracking buttplug that keeps beeping from Oracle’s ass. That’s court ordered!

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we cover some of the worst "my bad" environmental disasters in human history.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Gangstas. We watch the Japanese version of the Hunger Games. And as usual, we get the shitty weapons in the cutthroat world of independent podcasting.

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Affluenza, we share how you can turn your kids into cash, and we listen to Iago read 50 Shades of Grey.

In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about all those tempting torrents, and how we’re still waiting for them to destroy all entertainment as we know it …

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Vaccines, we give our take on The Interview, and as usual, we talk about life with scabies all over our balls.