In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss modern day slavery. We watch a cop….from the future…..do his job, and as usual, we stick around for the rain delay.

In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about criminals that ride on two wheels, biker gangs. We also watch a Winnebago salesman lose his shit, and we warn you about the perils of binge eating.

From high-tech military sims to zombie goat simulators....

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about traveling bands old, new, and downright ancient. We take a peek at some flatmates that happen to be vampires (it's hilarious), and we give you tips on how to rob someone's semen by gunpoint and get away with it.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Internet censorship. We watch the British “Wire” and as usual, we learn a valuable lesson about handjobs.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss E-cigs and Vapes, 50 percent of us witness the downfall of Atari, and as usual, we scream from the top of our lungs, what’s goin on?

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Net Neutrality, we find out what it was like to ride in a WW2 death trap, and we bitch about how our Skype call keeps dropping.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Taxes …hopefully you filed yours, but if you didn't, and you're running from the IRS like Ashtray, we've got something for you too!

This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about the paparazzi, we watch Micheal Keaton as a disgraced superhero, and as usual tell some people to fuck off.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Epic Heists, we play in the mud and as usual, we dedicate all proceeds from the show to the savior of humanity and the next president of the United States, Ted Cruz.