This week on the Red Eye Report, we talk about sex toys past, present, and future. We take a peek at Ronald Reagan’s personal bible, otherwise known as Nancy’s dildo, and above all else, we try to kill Hitler.

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we take a look at wearable tech, and I’m not talking about the GPS tracking buttplug that keeps beeping from Oracle’s ass. That’s court ordered!

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we cover some of the worst "my bad" environmental disasters in human history.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Gangstas. We watch the Japanese version of the Hunger Games. And as usual, we get the shitty weapons in the cutthroat world of independent podcasting.

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Affluenza, we share how you can turn your kids into cash, and we listen to Iago read 50 Shades of Grey.

In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about all those tempting torrents, and how we’re still waiting for them to destroy all entertainment as we know it …

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Vaccines, we give our take on The Interview, and as usual, we talk about life with scabies all over our balls.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Urban Legends. We get Blue in the Face, with the wolf and as usual, we search for gay porn audio while our parents try to discern how our day went.......Awwkkwward.

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we witness Ray Liotta’s best performance since Goodfellas, we talk about sporting leagues from around the world that you might not have heard of, Altballs. We also watch four men cum on a biscuit and eat it.

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