Red String Theories

In this special Halloween episode, Isaac and Matteo meet a familiar face in a strange and spooky dimension. While there, they tie together some illicit injections, a paddling pumpkin, a fake funeral home, and a spooky Winnie the Pooh switcheroo into a theory about shady businesses trying to close down their unscrupulous competition with sneaky tactics.

Red String Theories

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Isaac Hantman-Weill

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Matteo Velardo

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In this episode, Isaac and Matteo finally solve the kidnapping of Ines Bulletín. While there, they tie together an Onlyfans Officer, a dead decoration, a magical major, and a real life mummy’s curse into a theory about modern witches fighting back against stereotypes.

Red String Theories

https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod

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Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo get ready for their covert mission with the help of an old guest.. While there, they tie together a GoFundMe gambler, a high-pitched purr, a penalized Popeyes Patron, and an asinine assassination attempt  into a theory about a strain of altered catnip that has been circulating around the world.

Red String Theories

https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod

https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo investigate the address on the receipt they received in Berlin, which leads them to a Scottish farm house. While there, they tie together the reappearance of Tripod the bear, a clumsy counterfeiter, a chicken on the lam, and a penetrating theme park attraction into a theory about McDonalds using counterfeit money to source sub-par ingredients and conscripting felon chickens into service.

Red String Theories

https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod

https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo take a break for a meal at the Boot and Scoot Capture Cows with Rope Red White and Blue US American Style Eating Establishment, an American-themed restaurant in Germany. While there, they tie together some railway wrestlers, a moving metropolitan area, a stowaway squirrel, and a synthetic sermon into a theory about a grand plan to normalize illegal immigration in south Texas.

Red String Theories

https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod

https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo follow a trail of hoofprints to an art gallery, where Isaac teaches Matteo about art appreciation. While there, they tie together an outhouse spelunker, a library laceration, a senatorial SUV snatch, and a Mormon marital murderer into a theory about a drug transportation train with a deeper meaning about pattern recognition.

Red String Theories

https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod

https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo investigate Der Grosse Schnitzel, a sex club in Berlin! While there, they tie together a cattle Cadillac, a reindeer wrangling, a homeowner hound, and a brewski-binging bear into a theory about animals’ quest for independence.

Red String Theories

https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod

https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo visit the home of Pierre Bulletín, who offers them a job! While there, they tie together a Moscato monsoon, a wave runner, an office chair obstacle, and some chicken change into a theory about the second coming of a certain messiah.

Red String Theories

https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod

https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are in a super deluxe limousine, on their way to the north of France! While there, they tie together a billionaire bunker, a narcotic neighbor, a gasoline guzzler, and a prosciutto pratfall into a theory about a secret underground bunker that the elites are building in preparation for the coming apocalypse.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo run into an old friend in Paris! While there, they tie together a massive meat missile, a Baghdad blackout, a Power Wheel arrest, and a lottery win into a theory about a high-powered ad exec whose life is going down the tubes.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/