In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are left wandering through the Australian outback! While there, they tie together an overrun pig sanctuary, a hockey player/new father, a bear meat vending machine, and an inexplicably green waterway into a theory about a climate activists fighting back against unconventional protein choices.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, after they're rescued from the island, Isaac and Matteo are being kept below deck on a pirate ship!

While they're there, they get shwasted on rum, make friends with Captain Corkboard, and tie together a poison cheesecake, a stolen backhoe, a cocaine-filled hotdog, and the oldest drug dealer in Germany into a theory about a secret underground cocain stash in Illinois that's funding Sonic.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, after their conspiracy theory podcast cruise goes awry, Isaac and Matteo have been marooned on a deserted island!

While they're there, they are attacked by seagulls, make friends with a carnivorous cow, and tie together a criminal senior prank, some vengeful orcas, a posthumous pizza promotion, and taxedermied bird drones into a theory about corporate greed and scientific research grants.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together a century-overdue library book, Emmanuel Macron's unruly dog, a 911 call mix-up, and an impossible rental car bill into a theory about Artificial Intelligence keeping the government from regulating self-driving cars. Also, dear friend of the podcast, Johnny Bigtimes joins us briefly, between saving the oppressed from bigots and raising money for school boards.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an Oregonian mountain with an innapropriate name, an alligator made of sand, a fake stomach full of cocaine, and a silent Canadian dog park into a theory about a drug trafficking route from the ports of Miami all the way to a Nazi cult in the Pacific Northwest.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together a pile of abandoned pasta, some dirty mortuary transactions, a suggestive iceberg, a german exhibitionist, a galactic wedding, a lopsided sneaker theft, and an evil hotel clerk into a theory about a Star Wars themed transatlantic trip gone awry. Also, Isaac opens up a sandwich shop with some wacky ingredients.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an inexplicably unsolved clownicide, some insecure short kings, an avian summer job, a modern art scandal, a hero seventh grader, and a sing operation gone awry into a theory about an artist becoming a drug kingpin.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together a Scandinavian seagull impression contest, some spilled rice, an overachieving college applicant, a ring stealing scoundrel, a contaminated water source, and a sleeper agent baby into a theory about a kid attempting to lure his absentee father into a Jigsaw-style trap.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an incompetent hitman, an incompentent hitman hirer, a highway philanthropist, a chicken nugget thief, Kanye West's poorly run school, and a cave-dwelling religious zealot into a theory about a pack of hitmen trapped in their hideout.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an airborn iguana, some chill as hell carjackers, a stunt pizza from Japan, a dedicated delivery driver, and an unstable German ballet director into a theory about Pizza Hut radicalizing Gen Z-ers with unholy quantities of cilantro.

Isaac Hantman-Weill

https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

Matteo Velardo

https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/