Red String Theories

Red String Theories

By Isaac Hantman-WeillComedy
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Red String Theories episodes

  • Episode 21: Amsterdam (Foot Guys Need to be Stopped)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are taking a turn around Amsterdam, seeing the sights, and checking out local attractions! While there, they tie together an angler’s wallet, a missing woman, a foot-focused freak, and cost cutting measure into a theory about a human trafficking ring within the food service pipeline.

     

    Isaac Hantman-Weill

    https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

    Matteo Velardo

    https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

    https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

    50 min
  • Episode 20: Dreamland (Office Worker Becomes GOAT Rapper)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are snooze-a-roozing, but a dream dimension spirit is watching over them! While there, they tie together an indecent interloper, a subway surname, a false fast food worker, and a bogus bear bluff into a theory about the Shakespearian tragedy of a man who lost his identity.

     

    Isaac Hantman-Weill

    https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

    Matteo Velardo

    https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

    https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 19: Russian Prison (Stuck in a Recursive Cheese Slice Loop)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are locked up in a Russian prison, but their cell mate offers a chance at escape! While there, they tie together a rocky cookie recall, a great escape, a towering cheese sandwich, and a McNugget lawsuit into a theory about covering up civil lawsuit fraud by killing a crooked lawyer..

     

    Isaac Hantman-Weill

    https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

    Matteo Velardo

    https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

    https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 18: Murder Train (AI Chatbot's Mental Health Day)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are riding on a luxury train, where someone gets murdered! While there, they tie together an AI for seniors, a hair house, a record-breaking collection, and a race of terror-pigs into a theory about covering up a nuclear disaster.

     

    Isaac Hantman-Weill

    https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

    Matteo Velardo

    https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

    https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 17: Chernobyl (Ernest Hemingway Was a Woke King)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are running from Russian soldiers through the wilderness of Chernobyl! While there, they tie together an un-aging billionaire, a salaryman alligator, a lookalike contest, and a buttery river into a theory about regenerative genetic experiments gone awry.

     

    Isaac Hantman-Weill

    https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A

    Matteo Velardo

    https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic

    https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

    52 min
  • Episode 16: First Aid Kit (50% of Ghost Marriages Fail)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are hunkered down inside their first aid kit! While there, they tie together an amphetamine-contaminated steakhouse, a vandalizing mayor, a wallaby on the loose, and spectral scoundrel into a theory about people unknowingly ingesting meth in their Chinese food.



    Isaac Hantman-Weill


    https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A


    Matteo Velardo


    https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic


    https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/


    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 15: First Class (This is my Son, Hellmann's)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are in first class, baby! And they're heading home, baby! While there, they tie together a pair of profoundly pitiful police parents, a swarm of urban aphids, a bear beating old lady, and an absentee italian teacher into a theory about an anti-work forum dedicated to taking down corruption and a police force's attempts to stop them nefariously.



    Isaac Hantman-Weill


    https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A


    Matteo Velardo


    https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic


    https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/




    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 14: Convenience Store (My Love Language is Cannibalism)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo find a strange machine in a Japanese convenience store, which may be their ticket home! While there, they tie together an obsessive ghosted stalker, a bovine con artist, a change in the Korean counting system, and a donated grenade into a theory about a grifting career that got out of hand.



    Isaac Hantman-Weill


    https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A


    Matteo Velardo


    https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic


    https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/




    58 min
  • Episode 13: Haunted Mansion (My Cool Uncle Lesbian Marco)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are trapped in a creepy mansion! While there, they tie together a resurrected woman, a mosaic smuggler, a building climber, and an experiment-ruining janitor into a theory about a Saudi billionaire attempting to assassinate K-Pop stars.



    Isaac Hantman-Weill


    https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A


    Matteo Velardo


    https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic


    https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/




    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 12: Ramen Shop (It's Gotta Be The Jeans!)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo have made their way to a ramen shop in the Japanese countryside! While there, they tie together a soy sauce lawsuit, a vehicular womb simulation, a fake priest scam, and a velociraptor heist into a theory about a the Japanese tourism board drumming up business.



    Isaac Hantman-Weill


    https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A


    Matteo Velardo


    https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic


    https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

    1 hr 13 min

About Red String Theories

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Every week, your hosts and lifelong best friends, Isaac Hantman-Weill and Matteo Velardo, take a look at five random news stories throughout the week and improvise a crazy conspiracy theory that ties…